One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

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#280 married AD
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oettinger wrote:
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#280 married AD
I'll DRINK! to that my good friends.

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Did you mean E.D.? Like erectile disfunction?

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat Dec 22, 2018 12:46 pm
oettinger wrote:
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Did you mean E.D.? Like erectile disfunction?
E. D. is erectile dysfunction? I thought it stood for ermine deficiency.
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Patchez wrote:
Sat Dec 22, 2018 5:53 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat Dec 22, 2018 12:46 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 1:06 pm
#280 married AD
Did you mean E.D.? Like erectile disfunction?
E. D. is erectile dysfunction? I thought it stood for ermine deficiency.
Pretty sure it's erectile dementia.
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#281 re-read all of this thread (while very drunk)
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Underwear is always missing when i wake up, never to be found again. Hmmm.... at least in Vegas I remember depositing them in the trash bin at the gay bar.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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#282 finding some strange dude`s undies in my favorite gaybar and sniffing on it. Couldn`t stop thinking of Patrick Swayze
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#283
Left a Japanese restaurant/sake bar wearing someone else's shoes.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Dear Booze wrote:
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#283
Left a Japanese restaurant/sake bar wearing someone else's shoes.
As long as you didn't leave the bath with some sumo's thong it should all be good!
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#284
Was in a bar and wanted to go outside for a smoke. I grabbed a random coat off of the coat rack because I mine was in my car. After the smoke, I decided I got sidetracked and never went back into the bar. I still have that coat.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:11 am
#284
Was in a bar and wanted to go outside for a smoke. I grabbed a random coat off of the coat rack because I mine was in my car. After the smoke, I decided I got sidetracked and never went back into the bar. I still have that coat.
That is funny until you find out on the news they`re looking for a serial killer wearing that exact coat
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oettinger wrote:
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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:11 am
#284
Was in a bar and wanted to go outside for a smoke. I grabbed a random coat off of the coat rack because I mine was in my car. After the smoke, I decided I got sidetracked and never went back into the bar. I still have that coat.
That is funny until you find out on the news they`re looking for a serial killer wearing that exact coat
Its okay, I only wear it while doing serial killings. And smoking.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:02 pm

Its okay, I only wear it while doing serial killings. And smoking.
and wearing it to the knock-off Persian rug store...
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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#284 Swam across the hippo encampment at the zoo in the daylight. (Swam under the hippo to be precise), touched the other side, than swam back. No cams in those days.

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