Shit we love:

[Artful Drunktective]

Mmm baked retard with cheese. Yummy.

Where do I find this? Pizza Hut?

It is actually on sale at Pizza Slut. Er Hut. 5 for $5 I believe. Must mention coupon when ordering.

No need to mention coupons. I have a VIP pass to Pizza Slut. It's like a backstage pass to a Mötley Crüe concert.

[Nausea]

Smooth morning liquor.

With Kentucky Deluxe, it's always a bit rough getting started in the morning -- body wants to reject it. You have to take it slow, adjust, and then amp it up all in good time.

With this Sailor Jerry, a much smoother liquor, I can get started away no problem.

The woes of an economical drunk.

[oettinger]

Smooth morning liquor.

With Kentucky Deluxe, it's always a bit rough getting started in the morning -- body wants to reject it. You have to take it slow, adjust, and then amp it up all in good time.

With this Sailor Jerry, a much smoother liquor, I can get started away no problem.

The woes of an economical drunk.

And you love that????

Edit never mind, I`m too drunk to read

[Nausea]

Edit never mind, I`m too drunk to read

Just don't change any of your passwords.

[oettinger]

Edit never mind, I`m too drunk to read

Just don't change any of your passwords.

Adolf69KKK is super easy to remember, you should try it too

And use it on your skype next time! We are waiting for you

[Artful Drunktective]

My stunning drunken performance on a fake ukulele yesterday.

[scream ale]

Edit never mind, I`m too drunk to read

Just don't change any of your passwords.

Adolf69KKK is super easy to remember...

Part of me wants to use that for a band name.

[Artful Drunktective]

Throwing Oettinger's swim trunks across Badfellow's house when they were filled with sand and it scattered everywhere.

[oettinger]

Yeah that was hilarious.

[Badfellow]

Yeah, yeah. Shaking the sand out of your drunken vag all over the house. Good times.

[scream ale]

Yeah, yeah. Shaking the sand out of your vag all over the shop. Good times.

You know my boss? It really is a small world after all.

[scream ale]

Booze and Maiden. A fucking winning combo every time .

[Dear Booze]

The TV gameshow "Cash Cab"

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^Love me some Benjamin Bailey all day,

[Nausea]

The TV gameshow "Cash Cab"

I used to watch this a bunch. The trivia isn't at expert Jeopardy level, which is nice. I'm impressed that he can navigate New York City traffic while running the show.