I would probably still eat it.
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He dropped it on dogshit
"Hey look at that disgusting shit dad"
"Hey look at that disgusting shit dad"
If water was so healthy, why do you die when you drown in it?
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That'll teach the stupid, little bastard: never carry a pizza by the corners.
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That'll teach mommy/daddy: never let your stupid little bastard carry the goddamn pizza.
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Or all three of emscream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:25 pmThat'll teach mommy/daddy: never let your stupid little bastard carry the goddamn pizza.
If water was so healthy, why do you die when you drown in it?
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"I wanna carry it! I wanna carry it!"oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:28 pmOr all three of emscream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:25 pmThat'll teach mommy/daddy: never let your stupid little bastard carry the goddamn pizza.
Hey, if you go to get a hot, melty pizza, eat it there!
Now I'm hungry for hot melty pizza
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Considered making this my avatar. Watermelon Bliss.
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Clothing with sneaky compartments for hiding flasks or small bottles of liquor.
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I prefer 9 layer dip.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:31 am7 layer dip. MM MMM MMM MMMM! Such an amazing drinking snack.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.
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^ ^ ^ I'll take some 9 layer dip hell yeah! Depending on what the extra layers are of course...
Okole maluna!
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Banana Hammock extract and gas station bologna.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:47 am^ ^ ^ I'll take some 9 layer dip hell yeah! Depending on what the extra layers are of course...
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