I would probably still eat it.
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Re: Shit we love:
He dropped it on dogshit
"Hey look at that disgusting shit dad"
"Hey look at that disgusting shit dad"
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That'll teach the stupid, little bastard: never carry a pizza by the corners.
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That'll teach mommy/daddy: never let your stupid little bastard carry the goddamn pizza.
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Or all three of emscream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:25 pmThat'll teach mommy/daddy: never let your stupid little bastard carry the goddamn pizza.
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"I wanna carry it! I wanna carry it!"oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:28 pmOr all three of emscream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:25 pmThat'll teach mommy/daddy: never let your stupid little bastard carry the goddamn pizza.
Hey, if you go to get a hot, melty pizza, eat it there!
Now I'm hungry for hot melty pizza
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Re: Shit we love:
Totally would still eat it.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".
I must have some booze".
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Considered making this my avatar. Watermelon Bliss.
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Clothing with sneaky compartments for hiding flasks or small bottles of liquor.
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7 layer dip. MM MMM MMM MMMM! Such an amazing drinking snack.
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I must have some booze".
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I prefer 9 layer dip.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:31 am7 layer dip. MM MMM MMM MMMM! Such an amazing drinking snack.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.
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Re: Shit we love:
^ ^ ^ I'll take some 9 layer dip hell yeah! Depending on what the extra layers are of course...
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I must have some booze".
I must have some booze".
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Banana Hammock extract and gas station bologna.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:47 am^ ^ ^ I'll take some 9 layer dip hell yeah! Depending on what the extra layers are of course...
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