Your signal was working as good as Roseanne Bar and a drunk`s erection aka the cold buffetDear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 4:31 pmI got it on. I mean, I got on skype for a bit today too. Everyone sounded like Max Headroom.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 1:01 pmReally
Really really
Really tried to Skype in today.
Evidently, some drink arsehole attempted to many times and now the NSA is after me again.
Did Skype/little-limp
I mean, micro-soft
Change things up again?
Or is it drink-kopf? Me?
https://youtu.be/1hsaYC_SrZ4
The Drunken Skype Thread
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Drink!
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Skyped A bit Sunday with a few. Got called to handle a problem at work that kicked my dick for about 7 hours.
Anyone up and drinking for the Red White and Booze holiday here in the States?
Anyone up and drinking for the Red White and Booze holiday here in the States?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Link to Nausea's first time Skyping with some of us drunkards: Nausea Snaps
Mitch the guy who snaps - Nausea
Bishop the black guy who is the only one who gives Mitch a chance to speak- Willies
The guy who won't turn off the shitty music - Constantin J. Drunk
The guy who first interrupts Mitch that's too "easy" - Dear Booze
Justin Long - the crybaby who doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up- Old Smart Skunk
Luis Guzman (not in the scene until the end) - Patchez
Ryan Reynolds - Monte - Badfellow (DUH. He's the coolest guy on MDM board with Down's Syndrome!)
Dane Cook' - the "biggest piece of shit"- Oett. I mean, look at his shirt. (And isn't that a skull crossed with MDM logo?!?!)
The drunk crazy bitch - Hmmm? Don't know anyone who fits that description. Nope...no one comes to mind.
Mitch the guy who snaps - Nausea
Bishop the black guy who is the only one who gives Mitch a chance to speak- Willies
The guy who won't turn off the shitty music - Constantin J. Drunk
The guy who first interrupts Mitch that's too "easy" - Dear Booze
Justin Long - the crybaby who doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up- Old Smart Skunk
Luis Guzman (not in the scene until the end) - Patchez
Ryan Reynolds - Monte - Badfellow (DUH. He's the coolest guy on MDM board with Down's Syndrome!)
Dane Cook' - the "biggest piece of shit"- Oett. I mean, look at his shirt. (And isn't that a skull crossed with MDM logo?!?!)
The drunk crazy bitch - Hmmm? Don't know anyone who fits that description. Nope...no one comes to mind.
Okole maluna!
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Rrrrrrrrr.
Since drink arsehole
Done
No
Some drunk fridges
Fridge
Griuga
Frigged up the show again
Skype.
What's gruiga
Since drink arsehole
Done
No
Some drunk fridges
Fridge
Griuga
Frigged up the show again
Skype.
What's gruiga
Re: The Drunken Skype Thread
Who's up for some day drinking? Nausea? You ain't working?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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I'm down. Just started the day's drankin'. Added "Patchez MDM" to my contacts.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Sorry about that. I saw I missed your call. I had a call about an hour later reminding me of a Doc's appointment today in the AM. So I had to shoo Bubbz off and catch some sleep so I could adult in the AM. Ready now though. Adulting done, toilet cleaned ,both dogs bathed and the doc stuff done.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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fuckin new skype
can't tell who is online or off.
fucking thing doesn't auto lanch for me anymore either.
up on binge watching Shameless and binge drinking with Frank
can't tell who is online or off.
fucking thing doesn't auto lanch for me anymore either.
up on binge watching Shameless and binge drinking with Frank
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I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
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My google-fumtells me users have been bitching about the contacts list since last update feb 2018. still no change. Putzes
What would you rather do—leave a beautiful corpse, or a scorched Earth? Don’t live fast and die young. Live long and die hard.¸
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I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
—Sarah Szabo
I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
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I hope to be back on Skype soon. I'm locked out of my phone AND email at the moment (because I changed my passwords while drunk and can't remember them -- LOL) and it's asking me to verify my account through one of the two. Apple sucks.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Someone once said, "We've had conversations that consisted entirely of bodily noises" and that is true.
Who's up for gargles, burps, hiccups, sneezes, and fart noises?
Who's up for gargles, burps, hiccups, sneezes, and fart noises?
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AD and me tried to figure out a list of who`s who regarding skype regulars and muppets show characters:
Feel free to differ
Oscar - Dearbooze
Cookie Monster - Patchez
Gonzo - Badfellow
Big Bird - Mistah Willies
Kermit - AD
Waldorf and Stadler - Both LushCity
Big Eagle - (no skype but still) Thirsty Drunk
Grover - Oettinger
Elmo - Donald J Drunk
Animal - Nausea
Rowlf - Bubbles
Count Dracula - Old Smart Skunk
Fozzie the Bear - Mr. Viking
Ernie - Shane o Matic
Feel free to differ
Oscar - Dearbooze
Cookie Monster - Patchez
Gonzo - Badfellow
Big Bird - Mistah Willies
Kermit - AD
Waldorf and Stadler - Both LushCity
Big Eagle - (no skype but still) Thirsty Drunk
Grover - Oettinger
Elmo - Donald J Drunk
Animal - Nausea
Rowlf - Bubbles
Count Dracula - Old Smart Skunk
Fozzie the Bear - Mr. Viking
Ernie - Shane o Matic
Drink!
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^ ^ ^
Bur: Swedish Chef. That will offend him because he's Finnish. Need to have more Skypers. Someone needs to be Miss Piggy. Savage? Badass
Big Bird for me is cool because I'm comfortable in my manner of speaking, but his imaginary friend is awesome because no one else can see the Snufflelufagus unless they're drunk as well.
Did I mention I've been drinking?
Bur: Swedish Chef. That will offend him because he's Finnish. Need to have more Skypers. Someone needs to be Miss Piggy. Savage? Badass
Big Bird for me is cool because I'm comfortable in my manner of speaking, but his imaginary friend is awesome because no one else can see the Snufflelufagus unless they're drunk as well.
Did I mention I've been drinking?