Sunday

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,
I woke up on the floor today, obviously I was to lazy to hit the bed.

Where did you spend last night?

Cheers nightowls

[scream ale]

Grilling sausage, playing Motorhead and throwing back beers. This a fine Sunday evening.
Cheers one and all!

[Patchez]

Good morning sunday drunks,
I woke up on the floor today, obviously I was to lazy to hit the bed.

Where did you spend last night?

Cheers nightowls

I spent last night at work. The least you clowns could have done is kept me entertained on here.

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,
I woke up on the floor today, obviously I was to lazy to hit the bed.

Where did you spend last night?

Cheers nightowls

I spent last night at work. The least you clowns could have done is kept me entertained on here.

It`s on the to drunk list sir

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,

today I had a serious hangover-craving for gatorade.

But for whatever reason it`s hard to come by here in dirty old germany.

Instead coca cola`s powerade sugar shit brand is sold everywhere.

A liter of cold water mixed with some multivitamin juice did the trick. Stay hydrated folks!

Now on to my second bottle of vodka,

Cheers!

[oettinger]

Hello there sunday drunks.

Say has any of you ever tried to live in another country.

My dad told me today what kind of documents AD possibly needs to file in to become my german wife. Bureau-crazy at it`s finest.

Fuck it, lets get drunk first

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday hangover crowd.
AD saw snow for the first time in ten years. She said she missed bad weather. Germany is the perfect place for that. Tomorrow the snow will turn into gray mud. Welcome honeybun!

Cheers everyone

[oettinger]

Goooood morning christmas drunks.

Today is a beautiful day, both sports teams lost but I`m still happy, cause I was still drunk from yesterday and that`s the best foundation to get blizted immediatly in the morning.

Cheers everyone

[scream ale]

Goooood morning christmas drunks.

Today is a beautiful day, both sports teams lost but I`m still happy, cause I was still drunk from yesterday and that`s the best foundation to get blizted immediatly in the morning.

Cheers everyone

Sounds like a good start to the day.
Cheers indeed.

[mistah willies]

Make your Do.

However you go about it.

Or, dew. That's better.

[oettinger]

I just learned today that the homosexual`s gay new years party I invited me and AD to is called off.

I`m fine with that, loud heavy metal and drinks alone plus passing out before midnight

[scream ale]

I recently found out I'll be spending New Years eve in the Twilight Zone. Should be fun. Unless it involves Dennis Hopper and Hitler, or really any of those hour long episodes.

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday hangovers,

I`ll try to get super loaded today because me and AD have to go to the US embassy on tuesday and try to get some documents approved.
The plan is to get wasted on astronomical levels so we can slep on the train ride. That`s two days from now but seems reasonable.
On wednesday Old smart skunk comes over from the gray zone that is called eastern europe. We will have serious vodka shopping to do.
In between I have to get AD`s translated into german papers (she was married before, in mexico of all places) from another place.

Lord what a nice week ahead, tiping too much, onto the heavy drinking

Cheers

[Artful Drunktective]

Shut up, Oettinger!

[mistah willies]

Good afternoon sunday hangovers,

I`ll try to get super loaded today because me and AD have to go to the US embassy and perform interpretive dance and mimery.

The plan is to get wasted on astronomical levels so we can schlep on the train ride. That`s two days from now but seems reasonable.

On wednesday Old smart skunk comes over from the gray zone that is called eastern europe. We will have serious giant dildo and Fleshlight shopping to do.

In between I have to get AD transmogrified into German sex doll.

Lord what a nice week ahead, TPing too much, onto the heavy drinking

Cheers

Fixed that for you, Oettinger von Wodka-Blut due to TMI-Interpol protocol.