^ ^ ^ Sorry BF about your loss of Aunt Debbie. Condolences dear friend.
However...drunkard fondue mishaps?! Just a thought buuuut... perhaps drunkardism and sizzling hot cheese and oil shouldn't mix. Unless you have a friend over from Switzerland perhaps who knows wtf they are doing?
How can a fellow drunk help? A band-aid or a skin graft?
Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Okole maluna!
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Hey, at least it wasn't hot tea spilled on my crotch. Again. Damn near scrambled my nutsack before I jumped out of my seat.
If you really want to help, send me a bottle of Uncle Adolf Korn Schnaaps. The address is:
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If you really want to help, send me a bottle of Uncle Adolf Korn Schnaaps. The address is:
Badfellow
General Delivery
Bumtown, USA 69420
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Kiss his peepee. It will make his hand feel better.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:51 pm
How can a fellow drunk help? A band-aid or a skin graft?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Lucky the burn wasn't on my ass.Nausea wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:41 amKiss his peepee. It will make his hand feel better.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:51 pm
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Getting drunk during the morning, watching sports, lose badly, cooking cheese pancakes for dinner. Day where art you?
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Thanks Oett. You know it man.
Thank you once and Gawdayam twice ol' chum.Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:27 pmGlad you're back home, Willies. Get your Maine groove on and refill yourself with good vibes and DRINK!
...received a call around 8:00 PM informing me that my favorite aunt Debbie died of a heart attack.
...A short time later, I burned the fuck out of my hand on a fondue oil spill and spent the rest of the night necking the bottle with one hand sopping in aloe vera gel.
...there's hope that the worst of the shit was purged during the last moments of 2018, making 2019 a tentatively better year.
Now, nobody say "it can't possibly get any worse"
It's a good thing to have a pub to go to and commiserate, with some cheer.
Me? Finally relinquished the U-haul and unloaded it into the month of free storage thing they do. Still homeless, iow. This time, had help from my son and my Dotta's man.
Built up a mighty thirst for more than beer, drank until so ber again, now eating and diving back in again.
The day after Sunday is a galaxy away.
Cheers all of you Modern Drunkards.
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Oett already did.Nausea wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:41 amKiss his peepee. It will make his hand feel better.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:51 pm
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Okole maluna!
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Watched sports, team lost, got drunk trying to stomach the performance.
Skyped with Donald J Con`s mom, he is fucked bankaccount wise. Lol that dude is boderline not giving a shit a touch too much
Skyped with Donald J Con`s mom, he is fucked bankaccount wise. Lol that dude is boderline not giving a shit a touch too much
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My "weekends" are now Tuesdays and Fridays.
Thank the Lawd for booze. I would be so bored without it.
Thank the Lawd for booze. I would be so bored without it.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Three small houses, two apartments today.
Trying to be Unhomeless.
It's a toss-up between a shed at the end of a nice neighborhood, or a cool place with bad people staggering around at all hours
I gravitate towards the latter.
Trying to be Unhomeless.
It's a toss-up between a shed at the end of a nice neighborhood, or a cool place with bad people staggering around at all hours
I gravitate towards the latter.
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Today was fucking dumb as it gets.
But yesterday I got my results from the 23 and me kit that my sister got me for xmas.
Finally proof that I'm more Neanderthal than both my sister and girlfriend.
Also funny, when comparing my results to my sister's the website thought she was my grandmother.
But yesterday I got my results from the 23 and me kit that my sister got me for xmas.
Finally proof that I'm more Neanderthal than both my sister and girlfriend.
Also funny, when comparing my results to my sister's the website thought she was my grandmother.
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It's a thing.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:00 pmToday was fucking dumb as it gets.
But yesterday I got my results from the 23 and me kit that my sister got me for xmas.
Finally proof that I'm more Neanderthal than both my sister and girlfriend.
Also funny, when comparing my results to my sister's the website thought she was my grandmother.
https://youtu.be/0IBZocFkXGY
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
I'll support you on Tuesdays and Thursday night into Friday.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice