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Re: PIZZA!!!!

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This isn't racist, but...Mussolini liked pizza. At least, I am sure that he did...it never came up, to tell you the truth.
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Albrecht Janky wrote:This isn't racist, but...Mussolini liked pizza. At least, I am sure that he did...it never came up, to tell you the truth.
That's just like stereotypes, man.

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Bur wrote:
Albrecht Janky wrote:This isn't racist, but...Mussolini liked pizza. At least, I am sure that he did...it never came up, to tell you the truth.
That's just like stereotypes, man.
Not at all man.
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Donald J. Trump wrote:Everyone loves pizza, unless you are a fascist.
We have disproven your lies, Donald J trump. Everything that hold to be true lies in a shattered heap about your feet. Your entire Weltanschauung is wrecked by this simple exercise of logic. You sit upon a throne of lies in expensive pants made of falsehoods. You are undone, like Chris Christy's trousers after a visit to Golden Coral. Good day, sir.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:
Donald J. Trump wrote:Everyone loves pizza, unless you are a fascist.
We have disproven your lies, Donald J trump. Everything that hold to be true lies in a shattered heap about your feet. Your entire Weltanschauung is wrecked by this simple exercise of logic. You sit upon a throne of lies in expensive pants made of falsehoods. You are undone, like Chris Christy's trousers after a visit to Golden Coral. Good day, sir.
Fake Trump doesn`t have internet right now, what a laughable rally.

I once tried my hands on a self-made calzone pizza. When I was finished with all the toppings that thing just woudln`t wrap around anymore. It barely fit into the oven. I was filled afterwards laying on the bed and could barely bent over
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Personal Pan Pizza, makes 4
  • 2 tsps sugar
    0.5 cups cake flour
    0.5 all purpose flour
    1/4 tsp baking powder
    1 yeast packet
    Salt to taste.. ;)
    14.5 ounce can of tomato sauce
    8 ounce of tomato paste
    1 tbsp garlic powder
    1 tbsp oregano
    2 tsps basil
    Hint of French Dressing
    Slight pepper
    Hint of white pepper and hoitsauce
    Pre-cooked breakfast sausage crumbled
    Mozzarella
    Anything else...
Instructions:

Combines the dry ingredients (first 5 ingredients with your common sense level of salt) with a wisk.

Add in enough HOT water to make your batter (common sense here is needed).
Plenty of flour is needed on your counter, then form a ball. Work it into a mini frizbee....
Hand toss this into a crust

Use your common sense then make your sauce...

(Preheated) 450 degrees for 9 minutes, but keep an eye on it... Broil the top..

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A little red wine would go good in there too

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I had 2 pizza firsts this past weekend. I tried Domino's for the first time ever in my life- here in Germany. I never even had it once in America- only because the U.S. has so many awesome pizza places that I never bothered to try theirs. On that note, I obviously don't know if Domino's is any good in 'murrica but it was really good here and they have these quarantine delivery specials like 3 pizzas for the price of 2. (Although they did have the dreaded tuna fish pizza on the menu).

I ordered a "Lucifer" - pepperoni pizza with mushrooms and fresh jalapeño slices. I have also never had jalapeños on a pizza which is shocking considering my love for spicy stuff. Damn it was so good! Especially after a zillion vodka drinks. I can't believe I have never tried that before but I'm glad I did 'cause now it's a new favorite. If you are into kicking your pizza up a notch, it's a high recommend. And it's got to be raw jalapeños, not pickled.
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Thin crust although the hot dog one looks tantalizing... And I may need counseling if I could never have a pizza roll again.

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Pizza cake? Like ultra deep dish. I could do without ever trying the one with sushi. What no thick crust?
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B) normal pizza

C) Roadkill extra bloody

D) Japanese tiny cocksausage contest sauce

E) Anne Frank sour Kraut burned to a crisp trim
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Wow thanks oett for sharing your global prejudices.

This is why my favorite quote is by Dear Booze "**THE WORLD (Germany) would be so much better without German people".

*Only I fixed it for him.
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Re: PIZZA!!!!

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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 6:14 pm
E) Anne Frank sour Kraut burned to a crisp trim
Traditional German pie?

My hangover is craving a pizza cone.
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