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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:57 am

^ ^ ^ Most definitely would try that! Add a 10th layer of Chicken n' a Biskit crackers.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Dear Booze » Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:42 pm

My favorite is 27 layer dip. Here's Chef jackass Lagassé's recipe:

(From bottom to top)

Refried beans
Velveeta
Chorizo
Shredded lettuce
Mole sauce
Peanut butter
Cottage cheese
Chocolate chip cookie dough
Chopped almonds
Captain Crunch cereal
Thousand Island dressing
Unmelted butter
Chopped bananas
Bacon bits
Canned tuna (packed in water)
Paprika
Cool Whip
Hamburger meat
Yellow mustard
Chopped onion
Chopped clams
Diced pineapple
Turkey gravy
Brown sugar
Corned beef hash
Corn starch
Red wine
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:03 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:42 pm
My favorite is 27 layer dip. Here's Chef jackass Lagassé's recipe:

(From bottom to top)

Refried beans
Velveeta
Chorizo
Shredded lettuce
Mole sauce
Peanut butter
Cottage cheese
Chocolate chip cookie dough
Chopped almonds
Captain Crunch cereal
Thousand Island dressing
Unmelted butter
Chopped bananas
Bacon bits
Canned tuna (packed in water)
Paprika
Cool Whip
Hamburger meat
Yellow mustard
Chopped onion
Chopped clams
Diced pineapple
Turkey gravy
Brown sugar
Corned beef hash
Corn starch
Red wine
Mighty fuck you could feed a family of 10 with that!
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:45 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:42 pm
My favorite is 27 layer dip. Here's Chef jackass Lagassé's recipe:

(From bottom to top)

Refried beans
Velveeta
Chorizo
Shredded lettuce
Mole sauce
Peanut butter
Cottage cheese
Chocolate chip cookie dough
Chopped almonds
Captain Crunch cereal
Thousand Island dressing
Unmelted butter
Chopped bananas
Bacon bits
Canned tuna (packed in water)
Paprika
Cool Whip
Hamburger meat
Yellow mustard
Chopped onion
Chopped clams
Diced pineapple
Turkey gravy
Brown sugar
Corned beef hash
Corn starch
Red wine
That is funny stuff DB. It sounds perfect except if I could make a few variations... change out the canned tuna for canned sardines in tomato sauce and perhaps add a layer of thinly slicked gherkins. That would really kick it up a notch.
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Dear Booze » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:56 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:45 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:42 pm
My favorite is 27 layer dip. Here's Chef jackass Lagassé's recipe:

(From bottom to top)

Refried beans
Velveeta
Chorizo
Shredded lettuce
Mole sauce
Peanut butter
Cottage cheese
Chocolate chip cookie dough
Chopped almonds
Captain Crunch cereal
Thousand Island dressing
Unmelted butter
Chopped bananas
Bacon bits
Canned tuna (packed in water)
Paprika
Cool Whip
Hamburger meat
Yellow mustard
Chopped onion
Chopped clams
Diced pineapple
Turkey gravy
Brown sugar
Corned beef hash
Corn starch
Red wine
That is funny stuff DB. It sounds perfect except if I could make a few variations... change out the canned tuna for canned sardines in tomato sauce and perhaps add a layer of thinly slicked gherkins. That would really kick it up a notch.
Isn't that part of the Bet he Fucked her 215 layer dip recipe? My grandmother used to make it for special occasions.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Badfellow » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:19 am

Rachael Ray has a nice, simple 34 Layer Bean Dip you can whip up in 34 easy steps:


*Fritos
*Pinto beans
*Doritos
*Black beans
*Cheetos
*Kidney beans
*Tostitos
*Hungarian wax beans
*Lays Wavy potato chips
*Lima beans
*Lays Dill Pickle potato chips
*Great Northern beans
*Combos (pizza flavor)
*Green beans
*Rolled Gold pretzel rods
*Adzuki beans
*Funyuns
*Soy beans
*Walkers Crisps (ketchup flavor)
*Kidney beans
*Andy Capp's Fries
*Vanilla beans
*Hot Takis
*Lentil beans
*Stacy's Pita Chips
*Garbanzo beans
*Chex Mix
*Mung beans
*Slim Jims
*Fava beans
*Pringles Sour Cream & Onion
*Canallini beans
*Planter's Cheez Balls
*Castor beans
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:46 am

^ ^ ^ Isn't that what Oett ate for 27 consecutive drunken Sunday evenings on Skype? Everyone knows Gene-a-reno loves his beans! And Scream Ale! Probably Lush City too as he is always eatin' Mexican food.

And why does Mr. Smarty Pants BF always have to bulletize everything? You are so getting an atomic wedgie you fancy pants smart ass.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Badfellow » Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:46 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:46 am

And why does Mr. Smarty Pants BF always have to bulletize everything?
Caus I'm a bullet farmer, mothafuckah.

And for your diarrheic significant other, I'll also be sending you a year supply of Dr. Jebediah Badfellow's Old Time Butt Plugs in mountain fresh scent.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:10 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:46 am
^ ^ ^ Isn't that what Oett ate for 27 consecutive drunken Sunday evenings on Skype? Everyone knows Gene-a-reno loves his beans! And Scream Ale! Probably Lush City too as he is always eatin' Mexican food.

And why does Mr. Smarty Pants BF always have to bulletize everything? You are so getting an atomic wedgie you fancy pants smart ass.
Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more you potentially kill everyone around you. Or something like that.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Nausea » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:38 am

When people fuck with fire and it goes horribly wrong.

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Nausea » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:45 am

The way that high doses of caffeine can completely slay a mild hangover.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:56 am

Nausea wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:38 am
When people fuck with fire and it goes horribly wrong.
And fireworks that go awry and chase people.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by oettinger » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:38 am

Fatalitys in racing
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by mistah willies » Sat Jan 19, 2019 3:58 pm

I love being free from working for the feds now.

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Post by oettinger » Sat Jan 19, 2019 4:52 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 3:58 pm
I love being free from working for the feds now.
You pornstars lead some kind of life huh
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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