Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium, MD

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Resident Asshole wrote:
Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:38 pm
We all know who did it better.
Yup.

Patchez.

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Got my tickets for Friday night only this year. Saturday is just getting out of hand with unprofessional drunks. Gonna miss MR. Willies at this one. Last year was memorable.

Balmore hun!

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Patchez wrote:
Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:56 pm
Got my tickets for Friday night only this year. Saturday is just getting out of hand with unprofessional drunks. Gonna miss MR. Willies at this one. Last year was memorable.

Balmore hun!
Shoot I never did out up images I was able to take.
Like that VIP lounge we got into.
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I like your yellow mullet in that one Willies
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I like your yellow mullet in that one Willies
Ah, yes. I had Mrs. Patchez dye my hair with Mustard when I was passed out. I think I forgot that I asked her to do this because of, ya know... Blackout in the laundry room. But the eyeliner penii drawn on my face was an interesting accent to the appearance in the mirror in the mourning.

Hey Patchez, I forgot how much friggin work it is to upload 50 images form a cell phone onto a laptop, crop and resize them, and upload them into an online photo-sharing platform, and then resize them blah blah TL/DR

But, still working on it.

*hiccup*

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mistah willies wrote:
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:42 am
I like your yellow mullet in that one Willies
Ah, yes. I had Mrs. Patchez dye my hair with Mustard when I was passed out. I think I forgot that I asked her to do this because of, ya know... Blackout in the laundry room. But the eyeliner penii drawn on my face was an interesting accent to the appearance in the mirror in the mourning.

Hey Patchez, I forgot how much friggin work it is to upload 50 images form a cell phone onto a laptop, crop and resize them, and upload them into an online photo-sharing platform, and then submit them to MDM blah blah TL/DR

But, still working on it.

*hiccup*

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I just use the imgur app and upload right from the phone. Then they have 3 or 4 size thumbnails you just copy and past for bulletin boards and forum as well as other formats. simple to use even whilst in your cups.
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willies sideways review of the event in Timonium last year with Patchez
We went to church beforehand,to fortify before the debauchery of unknown elixirs ahead.

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His co-pilot joined us. (Others in our party are wary of their own personal ID stuff blah blahh)

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What a marvelous hotel for our pass-out time!

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Red Lying is the best.

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*...Hey, willies, that's not it. Turn around...*

Ohhh. Still, damn good.

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We stowed our gear and ventured to the venue. A curious-looking man greeted us for we are VIP. he mentioned "Beware of the portapotties. One will lose you"
I had no idea about that, but Patches understands code-talking. You'll see in a bit.

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You've seen Patchez's images of the first day, which ended with this:

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Here are mine from the second day.

In the mourning of the death of night, we begin anew, refreshed.

Time for brekky, as them Brits are wont to say.

I headed down to meet with Patchez.

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I waited at the hotel bar for him and perused their morning repast.


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What was that? Non-Ethyl? How dare they. However, Northern Light is actually very shmoky.

This is more my speed in the AM.

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Start with a good amber, and wait a bit.


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A little bit of desert for the sunlight. Yes, desert, where it belongs.
others abotu me hid their wee-wee ones form my manly approach to life, love of booze, and otherwise effectualities.

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Pachez has a statically charged rear seat for your Fez grooming/cleaning.

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Shoot, I forgot a bout the bacon sticks. A wonderful idea!

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Look away. No one should ever watch another man eat anything from a stick, nor a banana.

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Then there was the drinking. Hell yes. Let the games begin new!

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My new favorite is indeed, Booker's 107. But this one was a true highlight. My goodness.

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We were brightening, making our own sunshine and lightening, while others could not participate in the festivities. Hey, make that cash. Be happy about spreading enjoyment to the world in your contribution. One day, you will be mighty.


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We stopped at almost every booth. We were mindful to forget to snap pics of everything. It was simply so much fun. We know how to pace ourselves, and when to go full blast. This was both.

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We were able to get seconds of this, and I believe Patchez got a third of it. Very tasty.

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MMM. Beeeeeah.

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Other were at this event beside us. This man crafted a double holster. Pretty fucking cool, and dedicated to the art of drink.

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More beeeeeah

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Pachez wants to make on of these for himself. I think it would sell quite well, around Xmas time or what-have-you.

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We met a very tall man who regaled us with his own importance.

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As the time dripped by, I began to get Thirsty.

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I don't know if there is an equivalent to "Hangry" for booze-thirst, but there should be.

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I was time to remind everyone why we had come to the place. DRINK!



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So Patchez and I regained our footing.

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There were indeed some very interesting artisans there.

Indy, is that you?


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The interesting man at the start had spoke in code to Patchez, and now he revealed the meaning and intention to me.

We would have to descend a toilet well to find Nirvana (the place, not the band)

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So we did.

It was like a wardrobe, and there was a large man beyond who made certain that we were VIP.

He requested that I not take his image. He even had sunglasses and an earpiece. Still unsure if he actually worked there or was simply obliterated and enjoyed to hanging out in portapotties.


We knew that we were in the right place when some very happy folks greeted us with actual smiles.
Even if they weren't taking secret sips of the high end stuff, they certainly seemed to be enjoying themselves, and our company.

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Patches secure the sitting area for us. Good man.

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It was pretty damn cool to be there.

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Of course, why be there without engaging with other drunkard explorers? These men were from another location. They mentioned a pond, and indeed, they were dressed like amphibians.


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We each said a toast. One of the toasts made them misty eyed. You see, one of them had gone overboard since the last time they had met.


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Someone goofed about and got them to drink even more heavily.


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I was time to go and hang out with the plebs again, so we evacuated the bowels to return to the normal plane.

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