Shit we love:
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oldsmartskunk
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Big natural tits... The only thing that makes me get up in the morning.
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Alcohol both gets me out of bed and keeps me in bed. Paradox.oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:04 pmBig natural tits... The only thing that makes me get up in the morning.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.
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A Kentucky Deluxe tattoo cover-up. Haha. Shame: she could've been my wife.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.
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Remembering stupid life-events and laughing at them rather than feeling embarrassed anymore.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.
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Artful Drunktective
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Absolutely. Screw the embarrassment. We're the cool kids now.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".
I must have some booze".
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scream ale
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Re: Shit we love:
Getting a discount on the new washing machine cause someone dented it before it got to my house.
Gotta love shit getting dinged up!
Gotta love shit getting dinged up!
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Ha! Whatta bout a discount on a replacement liver because it`s dinged up a little bit.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:44 pmGetting a discount on the new washing machine cause someone dented it before it got to my house.
Gotta love shit getting dinged up!
I will be a horrible organ donor. Last resort kind of
I need your clothes your booze and your cigarettes
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scream ale
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Who doesn't love getting dinged up?scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:44 pmGetting a discount on the new washing machine cause someone dented it before it got to my house.
Gotta love shit getting dinged up!
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I love that I don't have the job of shoveling snow off rooftops. This guy I'm watching outside my window isn't even harnessed in. Bold.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.
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That I have a real bottle of booze under my avatar now, rather than several glasses of sissy piss-beer.
Awwwww I'm all grownsed-up now.
I don't think that absinthe bottle in the middle makes the cut, what with being around superior staples. I bought that stuff years ago and it's probably some of the worst absinthe you can get.
Awwwww I'm all grownsed-up now.
I don't think that absinthe bottle in the middle makes the cut, what with being around superior staples. I bought that stuff years ago and it's probably some of the worst absinthe you can get.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.
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Badfellow
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May you always retain your childlike liver and sense of wonder.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
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mistah willies
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Drunk dials
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scream ale
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Having a functional record player
Frying leftovers in bacon grease and calling it breakfast
Not having to go to work today
Fuck yeah
Frying leftovers in bacon grease and calling it breakfast
Not having to go to work today
Fuck yeah
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scream ale
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Well now I've moved on from a Maker's bottle to a bottle of Jameson. Does that mean the Jameson will be showing up on my door step any day now?