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Re: Shit we love:

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:04 pm

Big natural tits... The only thing that makes me get up in the morning.

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Nausea » Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:41 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:04 pm
Big natural tits... The only thing that makes me get up in the morning.
Alcohol both gets me out of bed and keeps me in bed. Paradox.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Nausea » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:31 pm

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A Kentucky Deluxe tattoo cover-up. Haha. Shame: she could've been my wife.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Nausea » Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:30 pm

Remembering stupid life-events and laughing at them rather than feeling embarrassed anymore.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:29 pm

Nausea wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:30 pm
Remembering stupid life-events and laughing at them rather than feeling embarrassed anymore.
Absolutely. Screw the embarrassment. We're the cool kids now.
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:44 pm

Getting a discount on the new washing machine cause someone dented it before it got to my house.

Gotta love shit getting dinged up!
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by oettinger » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:52 am

scream ale wrote:
Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:44 pm
Getting a discount on the new washing machine cause someone dented it before it got to my house.

Gotta love shit getting dinged up!
Ha! Whatta bout a discount on a replacement liver because it`s dinged up a little bit.
I will be a horrible organ donor. Last resort kind of
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:23 pm

scream ale wrote:
Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:44 pm
Getting a discount on the new washing machine cause someone dented it before it got to my house.

Gotta love shit getting dinged up!
Who doesn't love getting dinged up?
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Nausea » Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:40 pm

I love that I don't have the job of shoveling snow off rooftops. This guy I'm watching outside my window isn't even harnessed in. Bold.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Nausea » Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:58 pm

That I have a real bottle of booze under my avatar now, rather than several glasses of sissy piss-beer.

Awwwww I'm all grownsed-up now.

I don't think that absinthe bottle in the middle makes the cut, what with being around superior staples. I bought that stuff years ago and it's probably some of the worst absinthe you can get.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Badfellow » Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:54 am

Nausea wrote:
Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:58 pm
Awwwww I'm all grownsed-up now.
May you always retain your childlike liver and sense of wonder.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Nausea » Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:33 am

Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by mistah willies » Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:07 pm

Drunk dials

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Sun Feb 17, 2019 9:49 am

Having a functional record player

Frying leftovers in bacon grease and calling it breakfast

Not having to go to work today

Fuck yeah
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Sun Feb 17, 2019 9:51 am

Well now I've moved on from a Maker's bottle to a bottle of Jameson. Does that mean the Jameson will be showing up on my door step any day now?
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