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Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Got a few errands to run after coffee. Gimme 2 hours and I'll be stocked up.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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I was under the weather starting on monday. Felt shitty on tuesday and on wednesday being nice I took my dad`s empties out with ours and pulled something in my lower back.
The cold is fine but the back is fucking with me. I will nurse it appropiately
The cold is fine but the back is fucking with me. I will nurse it appropiately
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Suuuppppeeer stupid,
me and A.D. decided to take a late night walk.
Filled cups with vodka and headed outside.
We didn`t take our cellphones with us.
It started to pour heavily when we returned home.
I was joking, "would be stupid if the key breaks off like a couple months ago"
It did.
After futile attempts to open the door we headed downtown to find a freaking phone booth. No cellphone, remember?
I called operator for way too much money and they weren`t allowed to transfer me to the emergency locksmith, because prank call shit.
Lol the number was so long I couldn`t remember and didn`t have anything to write it down either.
Then we proceeded to a hotel, they were booked out and didn`t want us to help with a call either. Neither did a lady in a gas station.
We decided to head back home in a cab and sort something out.
The cab driver was nice enough to call an emergency locksmith for us.
He said 20 - 40 minutes.
Ok, we`re there dude. Will wait in front of the house.
That guy was apparently there in 15 minutes and left before we were there.
We waited for hours in the rain, when AD asked if she could atleast go into the garage.
Sure I said, the door on the behind is always open.
And the car is open. Sleep in there.
BOOM half an hour later my drunken brain told me about the tool set in the car, I got a srewdriver and opened the door!
We were freezing like hell and undrunk by then but made it.
If that emergency locksmith sends me any kind of bill I will go there and rip him a new one
me and A.D. decided to take a late night walk.
Filled cups with vodka and headed outside.
We didn`t take our cellphones with us.
It started to pour heavily when we returned home.
I was joking, "would be stupid if the key breaks off like a couple months ago"
It did.
After futile attempts to open the door we headed downtown to find a freaking phone booth. No cellphone, remember?
I called operator for way too much money and they weren`t allowed to transfer me to the emergency locksmith, because prank call shit.
Lol the number was so long I couldn`t remember and didn`t have anything to write it down either.
Then we proceeded to a hotel, they were booked out and didn`t want us to help with a call either. Neither did a lady in a gas station.
We decided to head back home in a cab and sort something out.
The cab driver was nice enough to call an emergency locksmith for us.
He said 20 - 40 minutes.
Ok, we`re there dude. Will wait in front of the house.
That guy was apparently there in 15 minutes and left before we were there.
We waited for hours in the rain, when AD asked if she could atleast go into the garage.
Sure I said, the door on the behind is always open.
And the car is open. Sleep in there.
BOOM half an hour later my drunken brain told me about the tool set in the car, I got a srewdriver and opened the door!
We were freezing like hell and undrunk by then but made it.
If that emergency locksmith sends me any kind of bill I will go there and rip him a new one
Drink!
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^ ^ ^
Dayam. You should keep a spare cellphone under the door mat just in case.
I feel for you two. Calls for a shot.
Dayam. You should keep a spare cellphone under the door mat just in case.
I feel for you two. Calls for a shot.
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^ ^ ^To add to recent frustrations... we have had a broken couch, broken washing machine, quasi broken microwave, broken key in the door,as of last night, a broken wine glass thanks to a fellow drunkard (wasn't me as I don't drink wine), and now a broken bed. And no, it wasn't broken in the good way either. Why does shit always gotta be all dinged up around here?! Add my multitude of broken bones to the list and it's "my life i a nutshell. dinged up shit. always". It shall be the name of my next drunken autobiography.
Okole maluna!
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Dinged Up Detective.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:35 am^ ^ ^To add to recent frustrations... we have had a broken couch, broken washing machine, quasi broken microwave, broken key in the door,as of last night, a broken wine glass thanks to a fellow drunkard (wasn't me as I don't drink wine), and now a broken bed. And no, it wasn't broken in the good way either. Why does shit always gotta be all dinged up around here?! Add my multitude of broken bones to the list and it's "my life i a nutshell. dinged up shit. always". It shall be the name of my next drunken autobiography.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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Man, that's not my idea of a good time. Hope things mellow out for you.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Thanks Lush. We`re fine, enough drink cures everything. Battling a broken internet connection today, that`s all
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Got all the usual weekend clean up chores done early, the errands have all been run and the three bean turkey chili is in the crock. Time for boozing and firing up the SNES!
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Today I learned while shopping at a grocery store in Germany that there are a lot of things called "American" style. Evidently there is such a thing as "American dressing". (Basically Thousand Island). Don't y'all love the flag on the label? 'Murrica! F yeah! Oh yeah and check out these "American sausages".
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There`s probably american style Hamburgers also
American style pizza
Pasta
Toilet Paper
or american style Tennessee Whisky
American style pizza
Pasta
Toilet Paper
or american style Tennessee Whisky
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Are those all packed in brine as well?
The only thing I can think of like hotdogs in brine are Vienna sausages in a can orr those spicy Mamacitas where you rip the plastic shrink wrap open with your teeth and get vinegar all over your lap and the steering wheel.