Tetris Attack was fun as shit. Tetris 2 kinda dumb.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:34 amThe fact that every time I move I give away my SNES and NES consoles and games away to friends only to eventually buy them again off of Ebay. Just gave them away again a few months ago to my brother because it was too expensive to bring with. I miss Super Mario World and Tetris Attack. *sigh*scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:55 pmThe fact that out of 3 snes controllers in this house only 1 is fully functional.
And of course when I checked at the video game store on my lunch break earlier this week they only had these weird snes controllers with usb hook ups.
I mean Turtles in Time was still fun but it could've been funner. Oh well. Fuck it.
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When drunk dials end
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Not getting drunk dialed.
Valentine's Day.
Non-crispy French fries.
When people and their shopping carts are constantly are in the way at the grocery store, and linger forever at the very section you need to get something from.
Turkey club sandwiches but there's no avocado. (I mean, I'll still eat it, but damn.)
When your bestie you used to get drunk with back in the day grew up and turned Jehovah's Witness which doesn't bother me but what does is that it = doesn't drink or celebrate anything anymore, and sends you Watchtower pamphlets and tries to convert you. (Need I remind her of the experiences I was privy to?)
Valentine's Day.
Non-crispy French fries.
When people and their shopping carts are constantly are in the way at the grocery store, and linger forever at the very section you need to get something from.
Turkey club sandwiches but there's no avocado. (I mean, I'll still eat it, but damn.)
When your bestie you used to get drunk with back in the day grew up and turned Jehovah's Witness which doesn't bother me but what does is that it = doesn't drink or celebrate anything anymore, and sends you Watchtower pamphlets and tries to convert you. (Need I remind her of the experiences I was privy to?)
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That won't last long. Coconut flavored rum will lure her back. You don't have to anything.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:58 am...When your bestie you used to get drunk with back in the day grew up and turned Jehovah's Witness which doesn't bother me but what does is that it = doesn't drink or celebrate anything anymore, and sends you Watchtower pamphlets and tries to convert you. (Need I remind her of the experiences I was privy to?)[/color]
Just pray with a goblet raised, to either of these three things:
God health.
Good health.
Good healthy drinking: chugs.
Prayer-ful chugs to Lord Bacchus now, for her salivation, my young friend.
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That won't last long. Coconut flavored rum will lure her back. You don't have to anything.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:58 am...When your bestie you used to get drunk with back in the day grew up and turned Jehovah's Witness which doesn't bother me but what does is that it = doesn't drink or celebrate anything anymore, and sends you Watchtower pamphlets and tries to convert you. (Need I remind her of the experiences I was privy to?)[/color]
Just pray with a goblet raised, to either of these three things:
God health.
Good health.
Good healthy drinking: chugs.
Prayer-ful chugs to Lord Bacchus now, for her salivation, my young friend.
Redemption center is at the bottle store. Recovery is the money you get back for moar booze.
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Listen to this dude Rufus. He knows what he's talking about.mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:45 pm
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Thankfully it wasn't Malibu Laurie or the stock market for Malibu rum would plummet radically. This was a friend from afar I had been out of touch with for awhile and I called her to wish her a Happy Birthday and she was like "Uh....I don't celebrate that anymore". My bad! I'm fine with the not celebrating but the not drinking...it may be the end for us haha. Nah I don't think she would be the type to judge me. She knows I will never change.mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:45 pmThat won't last long. Coconut flavored rum will lure her back. You don't have to anything.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:58 am...When your bestie you used to get drunk with back in the day grew up and turned Jehovah's Witness which doesn't bother me but what does is that it = doesn't drink or celebrate anything anymore, and sends you Watchtower pamphlets and tries to convert you. (Need I remind her of the experiences I was privy to?)[/color]
Okole maluna!
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Most Of the Witness folk I've met have nothing against drinking. A few were pretty decent sots to boot. Never did get the whole lack of holidays and birthday thing though.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:00 amThankfully it wasn't Malibu Laurie or the stock market for Malibu rum would plummet radically. This was a friend from afar I had been out of touch with for awhile and I called her to wish her a Happy Birthday and she was like "Uh....I don't celebrate that anymore". My bad! I'm fine with the not celebrating but the not drinking...it may be the end for us haha. Nah I don't think she would be the type to judge me. She knows I will never change.mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:45 pmThat won't last long. Coconut flavored rum will lure her back. You don't have to anything.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:58 am...When your bestie you used to get drunk with back in the day grew up and turned Jehovah's Witness which doesn't bother me but what does is that it = doesn't drink or celebrate anything anymore, and sends you Watchtower pamphlets and tries to convert you. (Need I remind her of the experiences I was privy to?)[/color]
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Healthy and low-fat meals, recipes, and ingredients.
Fat free sour cream? P'chaaah. As if.
Fat free sour cream? P'chaaah. As if.
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I sometimes get the fat free sour cream. With enough hot sauce you really can't tell the difference.
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The muthafuckin’ flu!
All this coughing must be great for my abs. Beach bod ‘19 here I come.
All this coughing must be great for my abs. Beach bod ‘19 here I come.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Yes a few of us have been battling varying degrees of symptoms and it sounds like the tuberculosis wing up in here.
The unfortunate thing is that the only way I will achieve Beach Body '19 is if it can be achieved by drinking copious amounts of booze.
Slim-Fast White Russians perhaps?
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I do bong hits instead of sit-ups and I'm totally ripped. My waistline is like a stoned wasp.
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