WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[ThirstyDrunk]

If you mean Human Centipede I'm out unless I'm the engine of that freak train.

Haha yeah I guess if you're the front guy you'd be like "Oh well, is it burrito night?"

[Patchez]

If you mean Human Centipede I'm out unless I'm the engine of that freak train.

Haha yeah I guess if you're the front guy you'd be like "Oh well, is it burrito night?"

Followed a few days later by taco Tuesday and whiskey Wednesday then the others get smoothie Thursday.

[Lush City]

If you mean Human Centipede I'm out unless I'm the engine of that freak train.

Haha yeah I guess if you're the front guy you'd be like "Oh well, is it burrito night?"

Followed a few days later by taco Tuesday and whiskey Wednesday then the others get smoothie Thursday.

You guys don't know what it means if we lose Taco Tuesdays. Let us not take it for granted.
Give thanks each time you eat a juicy taco!

[Artful Drunktective]

Haha yeah I guess if you're the front guy you'd be like "Oh well, is it burrito night?"

Followed a few days later by taco Tuesday and whiskey Wednesday then the others get smoothie Thursday.

You guys don't know what it means if we lose Taco Tuesdays. Let us not take it for granted.
Give thanks each time you eat a juicy taco!

I always seem to live in a place that is devoid of tacos and it is extraordinarily painful! Don't take tacos for granted, drunkarinos, and please have a taco on my behalf. Carne asada with salsa verde, por favor.

[oettinger]

Saw definitely, no tacorrhea for me thanks

[ThirstyDrunk]

burrito night motherfucker

[Artful Drunktective]

All 4 for drunk munchies...but most likely #4. Not sure was #2 is but would still eat it.

[Badfellow]

Where is my order of deep fried cheese curds?

[Artful Drunktective]

Where is my order of deep fried cheese curds?

It's on the cheese curds and poutine Candianappolis platter. It was option #5 that wasn't featured.

[Nausea]

#3 looks delicious. How can I get it delivered to me?

[scream ale]

I'll happily take any of those except the weird shit that ain't fries in #1.

[Patchez]

I'll happily take any of those except the weird shit that ain't fries in #1.

Crawdads. Think of them as shrimp with little claws.

[Badfellow]

I'll happily take any of those except the weird shit that ain't fries in #1.

Them there is crawdads, friend. More of a pain in the ass to eat than lobster but every bit as tasty with garlic butter and cold beer.

That, my dear and fellow Drunkard, is the most anorexic looking plate of poutine I have ever seen. Is it made of tofu?

[Nausea]

There is a design flaw in "Centipede". Namely, that everyone would probably vomit what was being passed down to them, thus choking on their own vomit and the various feces, dying in the process. The centipede cannot survive its own disgust.

Ergo, the choice between Centipede and Saw is a matter of how one would like to die: a quick-ish choking-on-vomit death, or the more cumbersome extravagance of the Saw mastermind's devices, which are typically torturous.

Thus, the correct answer is to die by the whatever-rrhea-choking, as it is quicker.

[oettinger]

There is a design flaw in "Centipede". Namely, that everyone would probably vomit what was being passed down to them, thus choking on their own vomit and the various feces, dying in the process. The centipede cannot survive its own disgust.

Ergo, the choice between Centipede and Saw is a matter of how one would like to die: a quick-ish choking-on-vomit death, or the more cumbersome extravagance of the Saw mastermind's devices, which are typically torturous.

Thus, the correct answer is to die by the whatever-rrhea-choking, as it is quicker.

For the first two paragraphs I was thinking: "what the heck is he talking about option #1?" Centipede crabs with frys or something...