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Post by Lush City » Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:57 pm

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Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:31 am
For breakfast I drank the tiniest can of coke I have ever seen- like the size of a shot glass, and had what I'm going to coin the "Oettinger Special" which consisted of a block of Leberkäse (can't explain it but basically German bologna mixed with SPAM only not as good as SPAM), a block of feta cheese on top of it, the next layer was "American Style" bacon, sauteed onions, and topped with a fried egg. I should have taken a picture of it. Oett claims it is supposed to be eaten while drunk to fully appreciate it but I was not (although working on it now).
Have you tried liverwurst locally made topped with a thin slice of red Spanish onion and your favorite craft mustard? Best enjoyed while drinking lots of beer. I think this is a lot easier to digest than the loco moco you are talking about. Way too many calories while drinking. You're close with this description but get rid of the egg.
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Post by Badfellow » Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:44 pm

Lush City wrote:
Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:57 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:31 am
For breakfast I drank the tiniest can of coke I have ever seen- like the size of a shot glass, and had what I'm going to coin the "Oettinger Special" which consisted of a block of Leberkäse (can't explain it but basically German bologna mixed with SPAM only not as good as SPAM), a block of feta cheese on top of it, the next layer was "American Style" bacon, sauteed onions, and topped with a fried egg. I should have taken a picture of it. Oett claims it is supposed to be eaten while drunk to fully appreciate it but I was not (although working on it now).
Have you tried liverwurst locally made topped with a thin slice of red Spanish onion and your favorite craft mustard? Best enjoyed while drinking lots of beer. I think this is a lot easier to digest than the loco moco you are talking about. Way too many calories while drinking. You're close with this description but get rid of the egg.
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Post by waahoohah » Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:49 am

At work, they want me to help train people to be commercial truck drivers.
Me. Teaching pepople. How to drive 18 wheelers.
Yeah, I still have a CDL, but I basically got it out ov a cereal box. the beer guys 'taught' me, and I haven't put a tractor-trailer on the road in anger in, like, 12 years. I;ve done exactly ONE proper pre-trip inspection. It was at the DMV, during my test.
Do they, do they still make you do a skills thing? I don't even know. Ane they want ME to teach the screw gun monkeys at work how to DRIVE?
We're all gonna die If i do this.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:19 pm

waahoohah wrote:
Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:49 am
At work, they want me to help train people.
Me. Teaching pepople the beer I haven't in, ONE proper test.
Do they still make you screw monkeys at work ?
We're all gonna die If i do this.
Lush City wrote:
Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:57 pm

Have you tried locally your favorite craft? Best while drinking lots of beer.a lot easier to digest calories while drinking. You're close with this egg.
Sounds valid, that`s my day
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Post by Shane-O-Matic » Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:54 pm

Watched Canadian Bacon - which wasn't bad - and played guitar for a while. Now I've uncorked a bottle of "organic wine", which i bought because it cost £6.66. Because I'm METAL AS FUCK. Or something.

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Post by Lush City » Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:54 pm

waahoohah wrote:
Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:49 am
At work, they want me to help train people to be commercial truck drivers.
Me. Teaching pepople. How to drive 18 wheelers.
Yeah, I still have a CDL, but I basically got it out ov a cereal box. the beer guys 'taught' me, and I haven't put a tractor-trailer on the road in anger in, like, 12 years. I;ve done exactly ONE proper pre-trip inspection. It was at the DMV, during my test.
Do they, do they still make you do a skills thing? I don't even know. Ane they want ME to teach the screw gun monkeys at work how to DRIVE?
We're all gonna die If i do this.
Who cares long as you get paid. You may not get away with this in California. Too many bureacrats with a lot of time on their hands. You have to grease some palms.
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Post by oettinger » Sun Feb 24, 2019 1:07 pm

The SS

Sex smokes and alcohol
and watching sports

Hitler shouöd`ve come up with his most badass division the tripple S

Sex smokes sports and darts
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Post by scream ale » Sun Feb 24, 2019 3:37 pm

oettinger wrote:
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The SS
Always thought that meant Squirty Shits.

Oh well, wrong again.

Cheers just the same.

Been waiting for the high winds to come for most of the day. And now they're here! Joy of joys! So far so good, heat is still on, cranking tunes, enjoying beers, etc.
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Post by Lush City » Sun Feb 24, 2019 8:03 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sun Feb 24, 2019 1:07 pm
The SS

Sex smokes and alcohol
and watching sports

Hitler shouöd`ve come up with his most badass division the tripple S

Sex smokes sports and darts
You could do stand up comedy here where I live. There was this guy from Russia back in the 80's early '90's named Yachov Smirnoff. He was lighting up the the comedy clubs all over the West coast.
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Post by waahoohah » Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:32 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:19 pm
waahoohah wrote:
Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:49 am
At work, they want me to help train people.
Me. Teaching pepople the beer I haven't in, ONE proper test.
Do they still make you screw monkeys at work ?
We're all gonna die If i do this.
Lush City wrote:
Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:57 pm

Have you tried locally your favorite craft? Best while drinking lots of beer.a lot easier to digest calories while drinking. You're close with this egg.
Sounds valid, that`s my day
DUDE! I almost peed I laughed so hard!
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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Post by NYDingbat » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:09 pm

waahoohah wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:32 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:19 pm
waahoohah wrote:
Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:49 am
At work, they want me to help train people.
Me. Teaching pepople the beer I haven't in, ONE proper test.
Do they still make you screw monkeys at work ?
We're all gonna die If i do this.
Lush City wrote:
Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:57 pm

Have you tried locally your favorite craft? Best while drinking lots of beer.a lot easier to digest calories while drinking. You're close with this egg.
Sounds valid, that`s my day
DUDE! I almost peed I laughed so hard!
Wait, soooo the Space Monkey is gonna train the people?
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Post by oettinger » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:13 am

Yesterday we got family over and my sister in law asked in front of our nephew "did drunkle oettinger already have a few?"
"More than a few" was the correct answer to that damning trick question
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Post by scream ale » Sun Mar 10, 2019 1:20 pm

NYDingbat wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:09 pm
waahoohah wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:32 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:19 pm




Sounds valid, that`s my day
DUDE! I almost peed I laughed so hard!
Wait, soooo the Space Monkey is gonna train the people?
And a space monkey shall lead them...
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Post by Nausea » Sun Mar 10, 2019 4:05 pm

Worked a few hours. Now, bored, but drinking.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Post by Lush City » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:39 pm

This was my day. It started with a loss of one hour of drinking time. So can you imagine how I felt after fixing lunch it was already 1pm?
I was pissed! A whole hour of drinking time gone and lost forever all for Daylight Stupid Time. I didn't even get a chance to enjoy it. That means I'll have to stay up an hour later and drink some more. LOL!
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