I call Kurt Russel, if he won't do it then David Lee Roth, if he wont do it Martin Mull if he's still alive.
Who will play you in the movie?
who will play you in the movie?
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
Ron Jeremy. Obviously.
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
Steve Guttenberg expressed interest in auditioning for the Oettinger role.
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
I want one of those fucked up looking kids from Gummo to play me.
You know what's his name. The weird looking one. He'd be perfect.
You know what's his name. The weird looking one. He'd be perfect.
Re: who will play you in the movie?
Ryan Reynolds obviously. I mean we could be twins.
Maybe Seth Rogan.
Maybe Seth Rogan.
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
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Italian-Murrica dude should play me, but with out the crying crap. I think his name was Ironed-Eyes or someshit.
Italian-Murrica dude should play me, but with out the crying crap. I think his name was Ironed-Eyes or someshit.
Re: who will play you in the movie?
Michael Shannon.
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
I don't have such a high opinion of myself even when drunk. I would prefer Lou Costello even with a goading Bud Abbott. But I would never be bold enough to elect Curly Joe Howard. That was a level above me. I'm a humble drunk.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:59 amI call Kurt Russel, if he won't do it then David Lee Roth, if he wont do it Martin Mull if he's still alive.
Who will play you in the movie?
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
I will play Bruce Willies in his biopic once he overdoses
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
You'll be played by Mr. Potato Head.
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
So this is the gal that made you blow your wad of cash and now you're broke?
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
I`ll be played by Meryl Streep
She`ll win another adrunkady award for most obnoxious witch ever
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
Rumor has it that Cooky was popular with the ladies, if you know what I mean.
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
I would say Lou Costello would be my choice. But of course that is the way I see me. You may think otherwise.
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