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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

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Dear Booze wrote:Okay, here are a few things that I really feel need to be done (at least once) while loaded... and a few things that should be avoided. You're welcome.

6. Don't shave your pubes
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Similar to the street/glass combo, add altitude by tossing empties off of a parking garage. They are really glittery and sound nice from 6 stories up. (if this is a congested urban area, have a way out...or you get chased by the cops...ask me how I know). We threw all sortsa stuff off that damn garage on return trips - a whole 2 day old pizza (very frizbee like), a lit vodka soaked watermelon (hoping for Molotov, but it pretty much went out on impact), full cans of beer, 2 liters filled with water and toilet paper (shaken, not stirred, biggest spitball evar). etc.

Don't handle firearms. Yours or anyone elses. If firearms are handled, Get outta there. If it is your place, kick the bum out.

No knife fighting....drunks bleed a lot.

No tats. You bleed a lot, and who knows what you'll end up with....but it will be permanent.

Axe throwing is really quite fun!

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Wolfcoat wrote:Similar to the street/glass combo, add altitude by tossing empties off of a parking garage. They are really glittery and sound nice from 6 stories up. (if this is a congested urban area, have a way out...or you get chased by the cops...ask me how I know). We threw all sortsa stuff off that damn garage on return trips - a whole 2 day old pizza (very frizbee like), a lit vodka soaked watermelon (hoping for Molotov, but it pretty much went out on impact), full cans of beer, 2 liters filled with water and toilet paper (shaken, not stirred, biggest spitball evar). etc.
I've had lots of fun throwing things off of parking structures too.

By the way, bowling balls don't bounce the way you think they would. And old tube-style televisions make a really loud pop.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Wolfcoat wrote:Similar to the street/glass combo, add altitude by tossing empties off of a parking garage. They are really glittery and sound nice from 6 stories up. (if this is a congested urban area, have a way out...or you get chased by the cops...ask me how I know). We threw all sortsa stuff off that damn garage on return trips - a whole 2 day old pizza (very frizbee like), a lit vodka soaked watermelon (hoping for Molotov, but it pretty much went out on impact), full cans of beer, 2 liters filled with water and toilet paper (shaken, not stirred, biggest spitball evar). etc.
I've had lots of fun throwing things off of parking structures too.

By the way, bowling balls don't bounce the way you think they would. And old tube-style televisions make a really loud pop.

And the great sport of the bum toss... don't get me started. oh ... good times!
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Do not attempt to use a debit card with a pin number involved. fuck.

related, don't try to call your bank to fix shit after you are locked out fro. using your card.

also related, always carry cash.
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Cash a hammer and a screwdriver, always carry.
And a flask
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Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:55 pm
related, don't try to call your bank to fix shit after you are locked out fro. using your card.
Similarly, don't change any passwords, or update your password hints.

There's no telling what will seem natural and easy to remember when drunk.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Things you should do when drunk: DANCE PARTAY! Anywhere, everywhere -- always.
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Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:42 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:55 pm
related, don't try to call your bank to fix shit after you are locked out fro. using your card.
Similarly, don't change any passwords, or update your password hints.

There's no telling what will seem natural and easy to remember when drunk.
Fucking true
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:53 pm
Cash a hammer and a screwdriver, always carry.
And a flask
Yeah we all need to walk around wearing tool belts armed with hammers, screwdrivers, and flasks. And binoculars. And a lock-picking kit. And maybe a little pouch for snacks like Chex Mix.
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Patchez wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:00 am
Dear Booze wrote:Okay, here are a few things that I really feel need to be done (at least once) while loaded... and a few things that should be avoided. You're welcome.

6. Don't shave your pubes
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Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:55 pm
Do not attempt to use a debit card with a pin number involved. fuck.

related, don't try to call your bank to fix shit after you are locked out fro. using your card.

also related, always carry cash.
Also related, don't refer to your telephone banking representative as "Fuckface", especially while speaking with him on the phone.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:13 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:55 pm
Do not attempt to use a debit card with a pin number involved. fuck.

related, don't try to call your bank to fix shit after you are locked out fro. using your card.

also related, always carry cash.
Also related, don't refer to your telephone banking representative as "Fuckface", especially while speaking with him on the phone.
in the same vein, don't call the cable company representative a "bitch" when working out the bill

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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:13 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:55 pm
Do not attempt to use a debit card with a pin number involved. fuck.

related, don't try to call your bank to fix shit after you are locked out fro. using your card.

also related, always carry cash.
Also related, don't refer to your telephone banking representative as "Fuckface", especially while speaking with him on the phone.
Be honest, he probably deserved it.

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There should be a venting hotline.

One buck an hour, you`ll get rich being shouted at 12 hours a day. Or even better, with your first money: hire an asian/indian answering machine person
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