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Far~Out~Pat wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:12 am
I originally joined september 15 2009, but my profile was banned for inactivity, I'll try not to be as lazy this time CHEERS!!! 🍺
See that it doesn't happen again. I'll take a Smirnoff O and club in a fancy glass. Don't bother with the orange garnish - the day bartender is a no good malingerer and never cuts fresh fruit for the night guys. Only Anita Bryant knows how old that shit is.

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NYDingbat wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:35 am
Far~Out~Pat wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:12 am
I originally joined september 15 2009, but my profile was banned for inactivity, I'll try not to be as lazy this time CHEERS!!! 🍺
See that it doesn't happen again. I'll take a Smirnoff O and club in a fancy glass. Don't bother with the orange garnish - the day bartender is a no good malingerer and never cuts fresh fruit for the night guys. Only Anita Bryant knows how old that shit is.

Welcome! Slainte!

Drink,drunk, post often! Or something.
Thank you here's your drink, CHEER'S 🥂 *CLINK*
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Far~Out~Pat wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:12 am
I originally joined september 15 2009, but my profile was banned for inactivity, I'll try not to be as lazy this time CHEERS!!! 🍺
Thank you here's your drink, CHEER'S 🥂 *CLINK*
Far out, Pat, and welcome back. Yes, that river flows lazily sometimes through the space/drunk continuum where a decade is an instant and we spend what seems an eternity searching for a moment of thorough stupificity.




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The Hi-Lo combo can be dealers choice.
Seeing as I'm a dealer, my choice is your choice off the Hi-Lo Diner menu.
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Badfellow wrote:
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Far out, Pat, and welcome back. Yes, that river flows lazily sometimes through the space/drunk continuum where a decade is an instant and we spend what seems an eternity searching for a moment of thorough stupificity.




I have clicked on both the links in your signature, and find them to be genuine and true.
Thanks for the welcome, here is your Hi-Loma 🥃 Cheers *Clink*
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Badfellow wrote:
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Patchez wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:06 pm
The Hi-Lo combo can be dealers choice.
Seeing as I'm a dealer, my choice is your choice off the Hi-Lo Diner menu.
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Back at it. Had issues logging into my previous account ( Earl ). Anyways, I'm that resident distiller in Colorado who enjoys solo missions and reading your writings. Drinks on me if we cross paths out this way. *chug*

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Welcome back Earl(s). Cheers! I'll have whatever you're distilling. in a bucket.
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Yes, welcome back plural Earl. Any distiller of the lovely ethyl molecule is a friend of mine.
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Haha, thanks gents!

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Earls wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:40 am
Haha, thanks gents!
Welcome back Earlsquared 2. Looking forward to hearing your past and future contributions to the board. Dirty Martini for me please kind sir, with queen olives. Blue cheese stuffed if remotely possible. Cheers!
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ReverendJesus wrote:
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Patchez wrote:
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That's quite a list of credentials there Rev. Most notable for me are the Hack Master Game Master and the Dudeist Priest. I'm a Gamer and a Dudeist Priest my ownself.

Welcome aboard. Remember, post drunk, post often, post drunk often.
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Welcome both new guys and prodgial sons... I'll have whatever the gentleman on the floor is having....Since that is probably Oetinger then bumwine it is.
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Hello World!
First post tonight.
Been lurkin' for a while, but hope to contribute more in the future.
Looking forward to get drunk with you all!

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draugen wrote:
Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:53 am
Hello World!
First post tonight.
Been lurkin' for a while, but hope to contribute more in the future.
Looking forward to get drunk with you all!
A hearty welcome to you, draugen. New guy buys, as is tradition, so how about a round of Scotch neat for all the lads and lasses. May your glass never run dry.
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