Thirsty's gonna play me in the movie.Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 1:41 amI don't have such a high opinion of myself even when drunk. I would prefer Lou Costello even with a goading Bud Abbott. But I would never be bold enough to elect Curly Joe Howard. That was a level above me. I'm a humble drunk.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:59 amI call Kurt Russel, if he won't do it then David Lee Roth, if he wont do it Martin Mull if he's still alive.
Who will play you in the movie?
who will play you in the movie?
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
Thirsty is a great thespian but he just doesn't have the, um, assets to pull it off.NYDingbat wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:50 amThirsty's gonna play me in the movie.Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 1:41 amI don't have such a high opinion of myself even when drunk. I would prefer Lou Costello even with a goading Bud Abbott. But I would never be bold enough to elect Curly Joe Howard. That was a level above me. I'm a humble drunk.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:59 amI call Kurt Russel, if he won't do it then David Lee Roth, if he wont do it Martin Mull if he's still alive.
Who will play you in the movie?
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
What I am wondering now is (heh-heh my brother)
Who will play Grumpy in the Modern Drunkard movie?
Who will play Grumpy in the Modern Drunkard movie?
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
Walter Matthau, perhaps?
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
Nobody reputable.
He knows he fucked up. Everybody knows he fucked up.
This is that guy's last, very last, chance. He'll clean up.
He'll make a very public thing about how he's cleaning up.
He will repudiate all that horrible shit. All those things he said. That thing he did with the baseball bat that one time.
And he will hold it all together. He will clean up.
He'll give you the performance of a lifetime.
The early outlook SCREAMS Oscar.
Then he will fail you.
He will go nuts at a bar.
He will run off, blind screaming drunk, and wind up in the Tank.
He'll kill a guy with the holding cell's toilet.
He can't fight that like OJ. He gets life.
Yeah, maybe exactly nobody wants to make a movie of my life?
He knows he fucked up. Everybody knows he fucked up.
This is that guy's last, very last, chance. He'll clean up.
He'll make a very public thing about how he's cleaning up.
He will repudiate all that horrible shit. All those things he said. That thing he did with the baseball bat that one time.
And he will hold it all together. He will clean up.
He'll give you the performance of a lifetime.
The early outlook SCREAMS Oscar.
Then he will fail you.
He will go nuts at a bar.
He will run off, blind screaming drunk, and wind up in the Tank.
He'll kill a guy with the holding cell's toilet.
He can't fight that like OJ. He gets life.
Yeah, maybe exactly nobody wants to make a movie of my life?
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
Too hairy.
Also dead.
Which could be a problem.
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
Obviously, you are an insider. You will be retained as a consultant by the production company at specialist rates. Let me be your agent and I will hook you up!waahoohah wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:06 pmNobody reputable.
He knows he fucked up. Everybody knows he fucked up.
This is that guy's last, very last, chance. He'll clean up.
He'll make a very public thing about how he's cleaning up.
He will repudiate all that horrible shit. All those things he said. That thing he did with the baseball bat that one time.
And he will hold it all together. He will clean up.
He'll give you the performance of a lifetime.
The early outlook SCREAMS Oscar.
Then he will fail you.
He will go nuts at a bar.
He will run off, blind screaming drunk, and wind up in the Tank.
He'll kill a guy with the holding cell's toilet.
He can't fight that like OJ. He gets life.
Yeah, maybe exactly nobody wants to make a movie of my life?
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
So you will be a bit part, maybe a 200 degree tent scene, I dig Roddy Macdowell as your actor. Corneliuswaahoohah wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:06 pmNobody reputable.
He knows he fucked up. Everybody knows he fucked up.
This is that guy's last, very last, chance. He'll clean up.
He'll make a very public thing about how he's cleaning up.
He will repudiate all that horrible shit. All those things he said. That thing he did with the baseball bat that one time.
And he will hold it all together. He will clean up.
He'll give you the performance of a lifetime.
The early outlook SCREAMS Oscar.
Then he will fail you.
He will go nuts at a bar.
He will run off, blind screaming drunk, and wind up in the Tank.
He'll kill a guy with the holding cell's toilet.
He can't fight that like OJ. He gets life.
Yeah, maybe exactly nobody wants to make a movie of my life?
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
I have no idea what the actor's name is and he looks nothing like me but I want the guy in the middle in the Deep Purple shirt to play me in the movie.
Or maybe I just want to be shit faced and have a Deep Purple shirt.
Or maybe I just want to be shit faced and have a Deep Purple shirt.
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
I'll go with Billy Bob Thornton, from Slingblade. That would be the best.
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
First off, since this brilliant piece of film noir will NEVER be made (thanks Harvey Winestain) I think we can all agree that dead actors and actresses qualify to audition for the roles. Especially the ones that ODed and/or died in fiery car crashes.
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
Oh. That makes a big difference. John Belushi. Yeah. Belushi.
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
I think he meant to say River Pheonix
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Re: who will play you in the movie?
He's Belushi. I'm Phoenix. Party on.
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