who will play you in the movie?

[NYDingbat]

I call Kurt Russel, if he won't do it then David Lee Roth, if he wont do it Martin Mull if he's still alive.
Who will play you in the movie?

I don't have such a high opinion of myself even when drunk. I would prefer Lou Costello even with a goading Bud Abbott. But I would never be bold enough to elect Curly Joe Howard. That was a level above me. I'm a humble drunk.

Thirsty's gonna play me in the movie.

[Patchez]

I call Kurt Russel, if he won't do it then David Lee Roth, if he wont do it Martin Mull if he's still alive.
Who will play you in the movie?

I don't have such a high opinion of myself even when drunk. I would prefer Lou Costello even with a goading Bud Abbott. But I would never be bold enough to elect Curly Joe Howard. That was a level above me. I'm a humble drunk.

Thirsty's gonna play me in the movie.

Thirsty is a great thespian but he just doesn't have the, um, assets to pull it off.

[Savage]

What I am wondering now is (heh-heh my brother)

Who will play Grumpy in the Modern Drunkard movie?

[Badfellow]

What I am wondering now is (heh-heh my brother)

Who will play Grumpy in the Modern Drunkard movie?

Walter Matthau, perhaps?

[waahoohah]

Nobody reputable.

He knows he fucked up. Everybody knows he fucked up.

This is that guy's last, very last, chance. He'll clean up.

He'll make a very public thing about how he's cleaning up.

He will repudiate all that horrible shit. All those things he said. That thing he did with the baseball bat that one time.

And he will hold it all together. He will clean up.

He'll give you the performance of a lifetime.

The early outlook SCREAMS Oscar.

Then he will fail you.

He will go nuts at a bar.

He will run off, blind screaming drunk, and wind up in the Tank.

He'll kill a guy with the holding cell's toilet.

He can't fight that like OJ. He gets life.





Yeah, maybe exactly nobody wants to make a movie of my life?

[Savage]

What I am wondering now is (heh-heh my brother)

Who will play Grumpy in the Modern Drunkard movie?

Walter Matthau, perhaps?

Too hairy.
Also dead.
Which could be a problem.

[Lush City]

Nobody reputable.

He knows he fucked up. Everybody knows he fucked up.

This is that guy's last, very last, chance. He'll clean up.

He'll make a very public thing about how he's cleaning up.

He will repudiate all that horrible shit. All those things he said. That thing he did with the baseball bat that one time.

And he will hold it all together. He will clean up.

He'll give you the performance of a lifetime.

The early outlook SCREAMS Oscar.

Then he will fail you.

He will go nuts at a bar.

He will run off, blind screaming drunk, and wind up in the Tank.

He'll kill a guy with the holding cell's toilet.

He can't fight that like OJ. He gets life.





Yeah, maybe exactly nobody wants to make a movie of my life?

Obviously, you are an insider. You will be retained as a consultant by the production company at specialist rates. Let me be your agent and I will hook you up!

[ThirstyDrunk]

Nobody reputable.

He knows he fucked up. Everybody knows he fucked up.

This is that guy's last, very last, chance. He'll clean up.

He'll make a very public thing about how he's cleaning up.

He will repudiate all that horrible shit. All those things he said. That thing he did with the baseball bat that one time.

And he will hold it all together. He will clean up.

He'll give you the performance of a lifetime.

The early outlook SCREAMS Oscar.

Then he will fail you.

He will go nuts at a bar.

He will run off, blind screaming drunk, and wind up in the Tank.

He'll kill a guy with the holding cell's toilet.

He can't fight that like OJ. He gets life.





Yeah, maybe exactly nobody wants to make a movie of my life?

So you will be a bit part, maybe a 200 degree tent scene, I dig Roddy Macdowell as your actor. Cornelius

[oettinger]

I`ll play Thirsty, no question

[scream ale]

I have no idea what the actor's name is and he looks nothing like me but I want the guy in the middle in the Deep Purple shirt to play me in the movie.



Or maybe I just want to be shit faced and have a Deep Purple shirt.

[mistah willies]

I'll go with Billy Bob Thornton, from Slingblade. That would be the best.

[Badfellow]

First off, since this brilliant piece of film noir will NEVER be made (thanks Harvey Winestain) I think we can all agree that dead actors and actresses qualify to audition for the roles. Especially the ones that ODed and/or died in fiery car crashes.

[Patchez]

First off, since this brilliant piece of film noir will NEVER be made (thanks Harvey Winestain) I think we can all agree that dead actors and actresses qualify to audition for the roles. Especially the ones that ODed and/or died in fiery car crashes.

Oh. That makes a big difference. John Belushi. Yeah. Belushi.

[oettinger]

First off, since this brilliant piece of film noir will NEVER be made (thanks Harvey Winestain) I think we can all agree that dead actors and actresses qualify to audition for the roles. Especially the ones that ODed and/or died in fiery car crashes.

Oh. That makes a big difference. John Belushi. Yeah. Belushi.

I think he meant to say River Pheonix

[Badfellow]

First off, since this brilliant piece of film noir will NEVER be made (thanks Harvey Winestain) I think we can all agree that dead actors and actresses qualify to audition for the roles. Especially the ones that ODed and/or died in fiery car crashes.

Oh. That makes a big difference. John Belushi. Yeah. Belushi.

I think he meant to say River Pheonix

He's Belushi. I'm Phoenix. Party on.