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Lush City
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5093 Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
Location: Nearest tiki lounge
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by Lush City » Sat Mar 23, 2019 10:42 pm
mistah willies wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:07 pm
oettinger wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:30 pm
Patchez wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:20 am
You know there is no way you're gonna piss with out making a mess, so you doo what any proper Drunkard would do. Sit down. Now You Know You're Drunk When you realize you didn't put the seat down but finish anyway.
The real mirracle occours when you finally manage to get back up, turn around and slip in your smear again
,,,and you don't have to pull up your pants because the they're still up.
Yeah, thanks for the graphic!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3294 Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am
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by Nausea » Fri Mar 29, 2019 11:42 am
YKYDW You're seeing double-triplish of ordinarhy vision when attempgint to relax.
I se the spelling errors and could correct tohem but fuck that/
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14391 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:04 pm
Nausea wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 29, 2019 11:42 am
YKYDW You're seeing double-triplish of ordinarhy vision when attempgint to relax.
I se the spelling errors and could correct tohem but fuck that/
What spelling errors?
Drink!
Lush City
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5093 Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
Location: Nearest tiki lounge
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by Lush City » Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:46 am
You know you're drunk when you mattress calls to you over your need for another drink. Good night to all!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:04 pm
A stranded Wale`s liver is a welcome organ donor for the weekend
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:49 pm
You come crawling out the desert dehydrated mumbling:
Please one drop
only one drop
of vodka
Drink!
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
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Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
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by mistah willies » Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:44 am
TKYDW
... You try to post something during that saving Grace, a lover unknown,
before the world begins to turn yet again,
...a moment of ocean-deep clear eyes when yours are blood like a bad moon
And it's still time for another
one
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3294 Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am
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by Nausea » Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:27 am
Haha. What is your obsession with this video?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14391 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:57 am
Video?
I got cat porn pics
Drink!
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
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by mistah willies » Sat Apr 13, 2019 2:35 pm
Nausea wrote: ↑ Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:27 am
Haha. What is your obsession with this video?
Dude, I have no idea. But very trusting of you to open that up on your Chromebook serial # 858093885808238919383.30318933.3383013983
(Just busting balls here Nausea LMFAO)
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14391 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sat Apr 13, 2019 2:42 pm
You sign in to an alcoholic forum like modern drunktard and call yourself Thirsty Cum
Drink!
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6747 Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
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by mistah willies » Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:05 pm
oettinger wrote: ↑ Sat Apr 13, 2019 2:42 pm
You sign in to an alcoholic forum like modern drunktard and call yourself Thirsty Cum
I'm always VDWYKYDW (Very Drunk When You Know You're DRINKing When) yuo have been up all night into the ugly daylight and it rumbles his angry photon beam into your eyes.
Sol is like the closing hour bright tumescent bar-lights. But work begins anew on Tuesday. Luminescent. Blecch.
Until then,
Fuck sunlight.
I get my vitamin D from bourbon and rum.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:24 pm
Fuck it lets drink,
I`ve seen sun two tines in life, once it was too close and the other time it was stumbling M.I.A.
Burn motherfucker burn
Drink!
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
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by mistah willies » Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:33 pm
oettinger wrote: ↑ Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:24 pm
Fuck it lets drink,
I`ve seen sun two tines in life, once it was too close and the other time it was stumbling M.I.A.
Burn motherfucker burn
We create our own black-out-hole in this here FKR's place. Supermassive.
Now for a shot of Quasar Beam.
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3294 Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am
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by Nausea » Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:39 pm
mistah willies wrote: ↑ Sat Apr 13, 2019 2:35 pm
Dude, I have no idea. But very trusting of you to open that up on your Chromebook serial # 858093885808238919383.30318933.3383013983
(Just busting balls here Nausea LMFAO)
The link did seem kind of sketchy, but I fuggured you wouldn't try to h4x0r me.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.