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The ways of Artful living
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Badfellow
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Re: The ways of Artful living
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ThirstyDrunk
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Artful Drunktective
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oMG I Do. It ain't pretty.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".
I must have some booze".
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Patchez
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Snack cake mental maelstrom!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Artful Drunktective
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No one has the power to turn this down!
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".
I must have some booze".
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Artful Drunktective
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I've posted this somewhere deep in the past but...I think we should all abide by the ways of The Hoff Living. Swimmin', singin', fast car drivin', healthy diet, & drinkin'.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".
I must have some booze".
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Patchez
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I've always been more of a Little Debbie man myself.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:21 amNo one has the power to turn this down!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Artful Drunktective
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My mom would put Lil' Deb's Swiss Rolls in my lunch for school as if I would not know they weren't my much preferred Ho-Ho's. Amateur move on her part.
I tell ya what I did like from Little Debbie was Nutty Bars. Mmmm. I should keep a stash of those on my tool belt.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".
I must have some booze".
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scream ale
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I could do it. I lack a sweet tooth for the most part.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:21 amNo one has the power to turn this down!
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No sweet tooth here either, but yum those look like she just brought them home from my brother`s knitting-class
Drink sizes matter
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Savage
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She can do anything around the house, she's a drunk, and she loves Halloween. Oh, and she looks incredible, especially for someone who is older than me. What's not to like? The Martha Stewart Bar Book? I'd buy it.
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Artful Drunktective
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^ ^ ^ Cookbooks, prison time, and drinking oh yeah!
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".
I must have some booze".
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The color selection for each of her posts corresponds to the color state of her mood ring, which she thinks actually works.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.
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I should pay more attention to the colourway for sex/no sex
Drink sizes matter