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Re: The ways of Artful living

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Nausea wrote:
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She has dreams AND nightmares about various Hostess products.
Her date to the prom was Twinkie the Kid. Ya-hoo!
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Well, twink anyway.
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Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:53 pm
She has dreams AND nightmares about American Style Hostess products.
Drink sizes matter
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Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:53 pm
She has dreams AND nightmares about various Hostess products.
oMG I Do. It ain't pretty.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:48 pm
Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:53 pm
She has dreams AND nightmares about various Hostess products.
oMG I Do. It ain't pretty.
Snack cake mental maelstrom!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:36 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:48 pm
Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:53 pm
She has dreams AND nightmares about various Hostess products.
oMG I Do. It ain't pretty.
Snack cake mental maelstrom!
No one has the power to turn this down!

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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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I've posted this somewhere deep in the past but...I think we should all abide by the ways of The Hoff Living. Swimmin', singin', fast car drivin', healthy diet, & drinkin'.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:21 am
Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:36 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
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oMG I Do. It ain't pretty.
Snack cake mental maelstrom!
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I've always been more of a Little Debbie man myself.
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Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 3:20 am

I've always been more of a Little Debbie man myself.
My mom would put Lil' Deb's Swiss Rolls in my lunch for school as if I would not know they weren't my much preferred Ho-Ho's. Amateur move on her part.

I tell ya what I did like from Little Debbie was Nutty Bars. Mmmm. I should keep a stash of those on my tool belt.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:21 am
Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:36 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:48 pm


oMG I Do. It ain't pretty.
Snack cake mental maelstrom!
No one has the power to turn this down!

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I could do it. I lack a sweet tooth for the most part.
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No sweet tooth here either, but yum those look like she just brought them home from my brother`s knitting-class
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She can do anything around the house, she's a drunk, and she loves Halloween. Oh, and she looks incredible, especially for someone who is older than me. What's not to like? The Martha Stewart Bar Book? I'd buy it.
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^ ^ ^ Cookbooks, prison time, and drinking oh yeah!

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The color selection for each of her posts corresponds to the color state of her mood ring, which she thinks actually works.
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Nausea wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 4:16 pm
The color selection for each of her posts corresponds to the color state of her mood ring, which she thinks actually works.
I should pay more attention to the colourway for sex/no sex
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