WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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Dying of laughter right now.
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Hee hee doesn't have a clue
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
I can tell you are a gay fisherman looking for answers. Here's wishing you well. LOL!mistah willies wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:31 amSo how do you prepare and then cook these?Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:34 am
Looks like a mutant clam from my polluted and irradiated West coast. Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Fukushima. That long protrusion from that clam in the pic is it's stomach. They are called gastropods for that reason that is all waste. The only thing we get from clams are the adductor muscles on the inside of the shells. I knew one day my knowledge of marine bio would come in handy.
Do they glow in the dark?
Ya know, radiation and all...
Must be helpful when you're on the beach at night, hunting for them in a Speedo ®
What do you do with the bellies?
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You say that like it's a bad thing?Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:52 pmI can tell you are a gay fisherman looking for answers. Here's wishing you well. LOL!mistah willies wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:31 amSo how do you prepare and then cook these?Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:34 am
Looks like a mutant clam from my polluted and irradiated West coast. Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Fukushima. That long protrusion from that clam in the pic is it's stomach. They are called gastropods for that reason that is all waste. The only thing we get from clams are the adductor muscles on the inside of the shells. I knew one day my knowledge of marine bio would come in handy.
Do they glow in the dark?
Ya know, radiation and all...
Must be helpful when you're on the beach at night, hunting for them in a Speedo ®
What do you do with the bellies?
I'm certain that there are many inquisitive fishermen out there.
Now, back to your glow-in-the-dark clams of unusual size: do you chuck the bellies overboard, steam them, saute them, lick them, bread them, or perhaps make fried dumplings?
Can you imagine tripping over one of those on the beach in the dark, in your Speedo® ?
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Hey now what kind of tomfoolery is afoot if people are tripping up on geoducks in the dark while wearing a Speedo® ?
If this monstrosity was served to you all in a proper way on a half shell with a lemon or some bacon wrapped around it or you were told it was a scallop you would totally eat it.
If this monstrosity was served to you all in a proper way on a half shell with a lemon or some bacon wrapped around it or you were told it was a scallop you would totally eat it.
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"Tripping on Geoducks" sounds like a new drug, or tune?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:21 amHey now what kind of tomfoolery is afoot if people are tripping up on geoducks in the dark while wearing a Speedo® ?
If this monstrosity was served to you all in a proper way on a half shell with a lemon or some bacon wrapped around it or you were told it was a scallop you would totally eat it.
Hell, I'll check that out if you create it.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Heather Thomas or Heather Locklear, or C) get drunk and wank off?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Thomas was way hotter.
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Excellent adventure fo' sho. Then after that get lost in the labyrinth with Bowie.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
I would go on an excellent adventure with Bill and Ted so that I could strangle Keanu Reeves and leave his body in the prehistoric past, where it belongs.
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Don't fight your feelings for Keanu, BF, it's most heinous. Shhh...don't fight it. You aren't fooling anyone.
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Vacation with the Griswolds. I'm practically Cousin Eddie already.
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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