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^ ^ ^ Yeah I think the majority of oyster shooters I've had are most likely from the tin. Still good though!
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^ ^ ^

Hmmm... Corn-oysters on tiny sticks. Hmmmm.

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One of the top headlines today "Elephant Kills Poacher". He was then eaten by lions. Teehee.
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The obnoxious prick at my job pulling a no call no show today after getting pissed and storming off yesterday morning. That job is so much more bearable when he's not there.

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scream ale wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:42 pm
The obnoxious prick at my job pulling a no call no show today after getting pissed and storming off yesterday morning. That job is so much more bearable when he's not there.
Sounds like he plans on not being there at all anymore. Good riddance. Or did he show up today?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:23 pm
scream ale wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:42 pm
The obnoxious prick at my job pulling a no call no show today after getting pissed and storming off yesterday morning. That job is so much more bearable when he's not there.
Sounds like he plans on not being there at all anymore. Good riddance. Or did he show up today?
Oh he showed up. Just a brief pow-wow with one of the owners then it was like nothing happened. This is the loosest ship I've ever been on, it must be impossible to get canned at this place. It just irritates me cause they didn't cut his hours like they did mine during slower times. And I don't even pull half the shit he does. On the brighter side it's spring-let the job hunt begin.

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Slaying hangovers with caffeine
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Nausea wrote:
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Slaying hangovers with caffeine
Coffee liquor in the morning

I am wasted already
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Stuff from Pepperidge Farms
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Stuff from Pepperidge Farms
Pepperidge Farms remembers! And it's right next door to the Hidden Valley Ranch where, as we all know, life is fuckin' awesome.
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:46 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:08 pm
Stuff from Pepperidge Farms
Pepperidge Farms remembers! And it's right next door to the Hidden Valley Ranch where, as we all know, life is fuckin' awesome.
I done heard about that valley! There's the Big Rock Candy Mountain Festival at harvest time, and the Keebler Forest on the north end of that valley...

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mistah willies wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:26 am
Badfellow wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:46 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:08 pm
Stuff from Pepperidge Farms
Pepperidge Farms remembers! And it's right next door to the Hidden Valley Ranch where, as we all know, life is fuckin' awesome.
I done heard about that valley! There's the Big Rock Candy Mountain Festival at harvest time, and the Keebler Forest on the north end of that valley...
Oh shit... this reminds me of Stienbeck...


Willies took off his hat. He said shakily, "Take off your bandana, Oett. The air feels fine."

Oett removed his bandana dutifully and laid it on the ground in front of him.

Oett said, "Tell how it’s gonna be."

"Look acrost the river, Oett an’ I’ll tell you so you can almost see it."

Oett turned his head and looked off across the pool and up the darkening slopes of the German forest. "We gonna get a little place," Willies began. He reached in his side pocket and brought out a Luger; he snapped off the safety, and the hand and gun lay on the ground behind Oett's back. He looked at the back of Oett's head, at the place where the spine and skull were joined.

"Go on," said Oett.

Willies raised the gun and his hand shook.

"Go on," said Oett. "How’s it gonna be. We gonna get a little place."

"We’ll have bourbon," said Willies. "An’ we’ll have maybe some vodka and gin and rum…an’ down the flat we’ll have a …little bar. Maybe a bar like the one in Terminator II... Like a biker bar of our own—"

"For the vodka," Oett shouted.

"For the vodka," Willies repeated.

"And I get to drink the vodka."

"An’ you get to drink the vodka"

Oett giggled with happiness. "An’ drink vodka all day. Every day."

"Yes."

Willies looked down at the gun.

"Go on, Willies. When we gonna do it?"

"Gonna do it soon."

"Me an’ you."

"You…and me." Ever’body gonna be nice to you. Ain’t gonna be no more trouble. Nobody gonna hurt nobody nor steal from ‘em."

Oett said, "I thought you was mad at me, Willies."

"No," said Willies. "No, Oett. I ain’t mad. I never been mad, an’ I ain’t now. That’s a thing I want ya to know."

Willies raised the gun.

Oett begged, "Le’s do it now. Le’s get that vodka place now."

"Sure, right now. I gotta. We gotta."

And Willies raised the gun and steadied it, and he brought the mussel of it close to the back of Oett's head. His hand shook violently, but his face set and his hand steadied. He pulled the trigger. The crash of the shot rolled up the hills and rolled down again. Oett jarred, and then settled slowly forward to the sand, and he lay without quivering.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:49 am
...Oett begged, "Le’s do it now. Le’s get that vodka place now..."
Ha! You took that hobosong reference and ran with it via a Fresno County Nobel Dude's book: nicely done there young man.

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Hitler and the european race? I drink white russians for breakfast.

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Hitler and the european race? I drink white russians for breakfast.
Wow. You might be the coolest bot yet. Who wrote your algorithms? The Dude?
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