How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
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How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
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Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
I think you have to drink Frank Rich and a few carefully chosen drunkards under the table. Also, you must be the most interesting person in the bar. I wouldn't really know, being an amateur of sorts at drinking, and not quite at all interesting, but I think if you can dream it, you can do it.
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Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
It's a very lengthy and exhaustive process where potential candidates drink to the death in a tiki themed thunderdome arena. Also, there's a non-refundable application fee of (1) case rye, bourbon or Irish whiskey payable to myself.
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Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
No idea, dude.
But the above two badasses certainly have good guidance here.
Um, hey if you got a good one, let 'er rip. Frig prizes
But the above two badasses certainly have good guidance here.
Um, hey if you got a good one, let 'er rip. Frig prizes
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Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
Sounds game to me. I don't know anyone that thinks I'm not interesting.
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Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
I don't understand these demands by trolls.
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Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
This 54 second clip explains everything.
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Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
You can download this fill out sheet somewhere and send it in with bloodsample and passport photo
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Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
Blood sample! Blood sample!
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Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
You almost have to be an overachiever... Wait, did I just say that?
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Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
Shut the fuck up and pass out already.
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Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
When "I" amd let's use that as a ptetense like you do. "I
ll [ass out/ On my own fucking fucking terms. Your little guid ance of haslf assed fuckery wil NEVER
HAVE ANY BEAING on my dick, my life choice3, or anything else! So, let's be friends
Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
Oh noe they didn't! Holla!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
Awww, shucks. I am rooting for you young man. (Not like a wild boar on a mushroom)
A proper tear is always a good thing. But one must never alarm the natives. They might get pissed and resort to calling you BuzzKill inside this internet pub.
However, when you recover, a simple offering from your chalice will suffice in commiseration for a time well spent aboard a train that done run off the tracks.
Again, truly sorry about your cheatin' wife.
Now, carrion.