He tugged on his wittle pee-pee a little too hard when discovering masturbation and now has friction burns.
He thought he had genital warts but the doctor informed him they are callouses.
When the doctor froze them off, some of the stronger ones crawled around and spawned new Oettingers. They are tiny, but growing at an alarming pace. He keeps tripping over them.
The doctor in his exam room,
patients too.
When the doctor froze them off, some of the stronger ones crawled around and spawned new Oettingers. They are tiny, but growing at an alarming pace. He keeps tripping over them.
The doctor in his exam room,
patients too.
Someday, all of the booze will be gone.
Whoops I layed an egg there.
But trust me, I`m the first one to kill any competition. Even the own offdrink is not save. Those fuckers will loathe the day they were born with a thirst
He passed out drunk in his computer chair so I wheeled him into the bedroom and dumped him on the bed and he didn't even bat an eye. Thankfully we do not have any stairs or that may have been a much more difficult task. I would have to invest in a chair lift that reclines.
This plate of food was also sitting in front of him while he was passed out. It's dubbed the Oettinger Drunken Mixed Plate consisting of:
Pasta
Tomato
Salami
Tater Tots
Assorted cheeses
Peas
Onions
Corn
Ground beef
Olives
probably some bird seed
and whatever he may have picked up off the floor
All we are missing are some baked beans and hot dogs!
