Shit we hate:
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Some asshole who wants to hangout but has his fireplace roaring in July
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After a 4 miler, you finished next to a house of sulfur, onion, and ass and proceed to gag yourself to the finish line
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The time I realized i couldnt play christmas songs on the piano with my cock at the family gathering without my mommaa aflipping her lid
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Underwhelming females in yoga pants
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HA. So true. Flabby ass jiggling & bouncing.
I think yoga pants are gross in general, though -- like, because of the smelly wedgie.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Absolutely! Especially with all the yoga poses it's like "Yeah! Let's put our sweaty disgusting camel toe on display up in the air!"
Okole maluna!
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See, one post would`ve done it.buzzsaw wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2019 9:08 amanything that moves other than a human in Australia outback at nighttime (especially inside sleepy bag)
My dick when it doesn't match up to the fella fucking my wife
the chump who feels it cool to leave his diseal truck running for hours because diesels can and not waste gas. "See what I can do? I can annoy everyone with my egoic little penis and have big trucky"
Warm happy weather. You know, when the little bastards of others are jumping on trampolines, hitting the side of your house with footballs, and LAUGHING while they do it! I don't have kids, keep them to yourself!
The dick who must always keep a flashlight handy "just in case" there's a power outtage...
The over cum-fill women who thinks life's purpose is about her finding the next biggest cock to plant her actual fat, nasty, crusty ass on
When your condom rips in africa....
That first time you watched Indiana Jone Temple of Doom and eating baby snakes pervadedyour mind for years whilst eating momma's beautiful spaghetti noodles
The condom breaking in Afirca....
Some asshole who wants to hangout but has his fireplace roaring in July
After a 4 miler, you finished next to a house of sulfur, onion, and ass and proceed to gag yourself to the finish line
The time I realized i couldnt play christmas songs on the piano with my cock at the family gathering without my mommaa aflipping her lid
Underwhelming females in yoga pants
Lots of genitals involved. Is there something wrong with you down there we haven`t been told yet?
Children are horrible though
Drink!
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Or MR FAT FUCK out6 of context i'd betoettinger wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:47 amSee, one post would`ve done it.buzzsaw wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2019 9:08 amanything that moves other than a human in Australia outback at nighttime (especially inside sleepy bag)
My dick when it doesn't match up to the fella fucking my wife
the chump who feels it cool to leave his diseal truck running for hours because diesels can and not waste gas. "See what I can do? I can annoy everyone with my egoic little penis and have big trucky"
Warm happy weather. You know, when the little bastards of others are jumping on trampolines, hitting the side of your house with footballs, and LAUGHING while they do it! I don't have kids, keep them to yourself!
The dick who must always keep a flashlight handy "just in case" there's a power outtage...
The over cum-fill women who thinks life's purpose is about her finding the next biggest cock to plant her actual fat, nasty, crusty ass on
When your condom rips in africa....
That first time you watched Indiana Jone Temple of Doom and eating baby snakes pervadedyour mind for years whilst eating momma's beautiful spaghetti noodles
The condom breaking in Afirca....
Some asshole who wants to hangout but has his fireplace roaring in July
After a 4 miler, you finished next to a house of sulfur, onion, and ass and proceed to gag yourself to the finish line
The time I realized i couldnt play christmas songs on the piano with my cock at the family gathering without my mommaa aflipping her lid
Underwhelming females in yoga pants
Lots of genitals involved. Is there something wrong with you down there we haven`t been told yet?
Children are horrible though
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Thanks for the permission , BUT YOU TOO!!
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One helluva rip and tear in the black-hole island continuum!
Well done man. (Truly, bad news about your cheatin' wife, but: it wasn't me)
You hang in there young sailor. (Not by a rope)
This is a place to let it all hang out (Mind the piano)
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Imitation pasteurized process cheese food singles that don't melt. At all. They just blister under the broiler, never actually melting to the English muffin. It just seems wrong.
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scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:04 pmImitation pasteurized process cheese food singles that don't melt. At all. They just blister under the broiler, never actually melting to the English muffin. It just seems wrong.
Bro I know your pain like no other. I have your solution. Deli Deluxe. It's definitely more expensive but doesn't have the processed plastic flavoring because it isn't individually wrapped in plastic. You can crash test dummy it on a grilled cheese or something that can't be fked up as a catalyst. I truly believe you won't be disappointed. As far as American cheese goes, this is the go to without question.
Okole maluna!