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Friday night jail

Post by Hugh » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm

The police snared me in their net Friday night when I fell walking home. They first took me to a place to sleep it off, but I wouldn't stay down on the mat so they booked me into jail. I got picked up around 10 or 11 that night and they kept me there until 1 the next afternoon. I kept watching everybody else getting released while I was left in the release pen. At one point there was about 20 of us packed in there and a mentally ill guy decided to take a dump. There was no toilet paper so he wiped his ass with his shirt. And then put the shirt back on. We sat there breathing in his fecal fumes, the cell was not ventilated well at all. That wasn't even the weirdest thing he did - he also at a baloney sandwich that had been smeared on the cell floor.

Anyway, I think that's it for bars and me. I've got a gash on my forehead from the fall, and I have bumps and bruises as if I'd gotten into a fight or something.

Oh yeah - they didn't give me my money back when I left. The put the amount onto a debit card, so now I've got a prepaid card with a balance of $107 on it. I imagine most people leave a small balance on all these cards and the issuer gets to keep it. Nice work if you can get it.

It's 8 PM and I'm just now waking up. I've got to get a shower and get that guy's shit fumes off of me.

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:59 am

Yes Hugh you for sure get the award for the last way on earth I'd like to spend a Friday night next to being chained to a wall in a serial killer's basement. Nice job!

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Sammy » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:40 am

Damn Hugh! I'm sorry but I just had to laugh at this story. This is why I prefer to go to bars during the daytime, along with all the other old drunks. Sure, there aren't many interesting people at the bar at 2 pm but there's always bar space open and if I were to fall down most people would just assume it's because I'm a cripple, which I am.

The only thing worse might be...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J5fu3E3KOo

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by oettinger » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:53 am

Shit why do they take your money?

When I was put in the drunk tank they called a doctor in the middle of the night to verify my bac. That was stupid. I got released at around 3 or 4 a.m. That was even more stupid
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Nausea » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:00 am

Hugh wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm
There was no toilet paper so he wiped his ass with his shirt.
This pisses me off, even more than the fact that the phones never work in jail.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:19 am

oettinger wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:53 am
Shit why do they take your money?
they called a doctor in the middle of the night to verify my bac.
Um...verify your what?!
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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:20 am

Nausea wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:00 am
Hugh wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm
There was no toilet paper so he wiped his ass with his shirt.
This pisses me off, even more than the fact that the phones never work in jail.
That does suck not being able to call the phone sex lines from jail.
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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Nausea » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:22 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:20 am
Nausea wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:00 am
Hugh wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm
There was no toilet paper so he wiped his ass with his shirt.
This pisses me off, even more than the fact that the phones never work in jail.
That does suck not being able to call the phone sex lines from jail.
I know. How am I going to pay my rent without my jail clientele?
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by mistah willies » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:02 pm

Hugh wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm
...There was no toilet paper so he wiped his ass with his shirt. And then put the shirt back on. We sat there breathing in his fecal fumes, the cell was not ventilated well at all. That wasn't even the weirdest thing he did - he also ate a baloney sandwich that had been smeared on the cell floor...
Nasty. But was it eaten within 5 seconds of the smearing?

Apologies, that's just rhetorical, Hugh. "There but for the grace of Bacchus I go..."

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Hugh » Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:39 pm

Sammy wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:40 am
Damn Hugh! I'm sorry but I just had to laugh at this story. This is why I prefer to go to bars during the daytime, along with all the other old drunks. Sure, there aren't many interesting people at the bar at 2 pm but there's always bar space open and if I were to fall down most people would just assume it's because I'm a cripple, which I am.

The only thing worse might be...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J5fu3E3KOo
Sammy - that's the thing - I WAS daydrinking! It just went on into the night. I drank for about nine hours that day. (But I've gone longer before!)

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by oettinger » Sun Apr 21, 2019 6:44 am

Nine hours is me prepping up for skype night
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Savage » Sat May 04, 2019 12:19 am

Oh my dear, that is just dreadful! I live in fear of being stopped by the cops and being made to stand on one leg with my eyes closed and whatever, on accounta I have no sense of balance at all, cold stone undrunk. I get vertiginous from just climbing a step ladder. The seizures and auditory hallucinations have not returned, but the tinnitus is terrible. The musicophilia was the worst. It was okay when it was Glen Miller and that sort, but after a while, obnoxious "music" intruded. For a while, it was Sousa. Which was nice. I mean, living your life to a soundtrack when it is within your head is nice. When you actually hear the music (that no one else hears) it becomesug the radio that you can never unplug.
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Re: Friday night jail

Post by mistah willies » Sat May 04, 2019 7:04 am

^ ^ ^
Vertiginous: love the word but do not enjoy that feeling.

Look: musicophilia?
Now I'm on the rabbit hunt.
Which is enjoyable
(not the musicophilis, obv)
but the hunt, the trail, the research, the place I always end up: drinking




Mmmm... Morning beer. I promised to wean off,
but it's Saturday.
Or,
A day.

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by oettinger » Sat May 04, 2019 10:40 am

Friends of mine got busted once smoking weed in public.
Police wanted to make an example of em and made them strip naked, gloved hand in the butt and all that fun stuff.

All while on the other corner real crime was committed
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Jimmy Lester {RIP} » Sun May 05, 2019 4:49 pm

Why in the fuck are you assholes making such a big fucking deal about jail for?

Friday night jail. Big fucking deal. I just call it Friday Night. Fuck!

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