Drinking Quotes
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"Wouldn't know. Never been hungover. After I've had too much whiskey I cook myself a large flank steak pan fried in salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep" - Ron Swanson
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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"I have no yet begun to defile myself" - Tombstone
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Well that didn't take long
*hiccup*
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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"Half 10? I've never been up at half 10. What happens?!"
---Bernard Black
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"Stuff it down with some brown."
-Frank
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"This tastes like dirt!" -- My friend's father after trying some of my Ardbeg.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Tasty, tasty campfire dirt. MMMMMmmmmmmm peat.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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(Drunk while we are watching Crockett's Theme)
Me: How'd you know Don Johnson was my type?
Oett: Because. He's everyone's type.
Me: How'd you know Don Johnson was my type?
Oett: Because. He's everyone's type.
Okole maluna!
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"Fat Tire? It's not even that good." -- My coworker on a customer who was upset that we ran out of Fat Tire. Makes me laugh.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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"A good hot beer shit is glorious man." - Bukowski
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Regaling others on Skype about how Connie said he wanted to bang my mother, and I'd told him,
"You'll need to grab a shovel first"
R&C returns with a fresh rye and coke and says,
"Wait. Someone talking 'bout yo momma?!"
Classic.
"You'll need to grab a shovel first"
R&C returns with a fresh rye and coke and says,
"Wait. Someone talking 'bout yo momma?!"
Classic.