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do they know about guns and roses in east berlin? what do they think about american hard rock?

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whatb about the groups scorpions and krokus? scorpions are german and krokus are swiss. but they sing in english language

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i would like to go there but i'm too stupid and i would fuck it all up

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its 4:05 and i'n going to have one more glass and then i'm going to bed. artful drunktective do you like it in germant? do you go anyehere whithout oettinger to see germany

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what kind of song would i sing in east berlin if i wanted to fit in with soviet communists? post up a video so i can learn the song. if i can learn it i will come over to visit you and arful drunktetctive

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i wanbt to be able to walk anywhere in east europe and not be afraid of anybody who thinks i am an american capitalist. i will show them i know all about their songs and their ways and i will sing it in russian and german

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i don't have any money

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what is the best communnist city in eastern europe? is east berlin sill communist?

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oettinger when the scorpions sing about gorky park and winds of change, what do you think they are saying?

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Hugh wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 5:28 am
...when the scorpions sing about gorky park and winds of change, what do you think they are saying?
They're talking about Russian vodka farts and all the bums that hang out in the park. That's my take, though the Scorpions have never really been known for the lyrical depth, so I might be reading too much into it.
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 9:41 am
Hugh wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 5:28 am
...when the scorpions sing about gorky park and winds of change, what do you think they are saying?
the Scorpions have never really been known for the lyrical depth
"Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane." You're gonna tell me that's not deep? It's as deep as the day is long.

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scream ale wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 3:49 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 9:41 am
Hugh wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 5:28 am
...when the scorpions sing about gorky park and winds of change, what do you think they are saying?
the Scorpions have never really been known for the lyrical depth
"Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane." You're gonna tell me that's not deep? It's as deep as the day is long.
Agreed. And I quote it often as I too, rock it like a hurricane.
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Ooops, sorry about carpet bombing the place with drunk posts...

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No one wants the soviets back. The only thing that sticks out in east berlin are the big blocks for public housing. New Yorkers call it the projects I think.

In german drunk tanks they don`t take your money away, it`s for free if you`re not charged. And even then you`ll recieve a bill later.

What were the other questions again?
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Whew! I can still log in, so I'm not banned. Thanks for giving an idiot a break. I promise not to post a bunch of drunken bullshit on here until the next time I do it.

Living the life of an urban recluse is the best. It's like Henry David Thoreau but with electricity and plumbing. And internet. There's nothing like solo drinking.

Road trips are great. I've had a few. But the ultimate in joy is just one person and their booze, alone in a room.

I hope everyone is having a great drunken Friday night. I've already put away a half box of Franzia. Now I'll pop a couple of Benadryl and get into bed. But I'll take one last look at these poems in my printer tray so that when I see them tomorrow morning I won't wonder is someone broke in here while I was asleep and wrote a bunch of crappy poems.

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