Fucking meetings about meetings. All fucking day.
Supposed to be off tomorrow but have to finalize a press release, send it out for final edits, pay a couple bills, and throw an employee appreciation party.
I was supposed to do some work on Saturday but I will not be doing that.
Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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This is so good, I posted it on Twitter.Badfellow wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2019 3:42 pmThursday, 4:30 PM.
78 F and sunny with a breeze as smooth as silk.
Mixed an extra large, extra sturdy DRINK! upon getting home today. The grapefruit juice barely counts, completely slaughtered by the relentless hordes of vodka and ice.
My throne is a lawn chair, my royal table an upended milk crate set with an ashtray and a plastic cup filled with the finest crunk. The septer, of course, is thou royal and crusty bong, with which I exhale coughing decrees to all passers by upon the sidewalks. It's good to be common royalty.
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Old smart skunk is over for visits. This morning I had to drive my parents to the train station, that sucked major balls. But since returning home from shopping I`m on a mission to be heavily intoxicated for the next week plus
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I trust you and the Lituanians are getting epically shitfaced. Be sure to make them one of your famous garbage plates, or at least a gas station schnitzel. Oh, and where are the photos of this Wupperdorfian madness?
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Twitter? That's a computer program or something, right?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2019 7:29 pmThis is so good, I posted it on Twitter.Badfellow wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2019 3:42 pmThursday, 4:30 PM.
78 F and sunny with a breeze as smooth as silk.
Mixed an extra large, extra sturdy DRINK! upon getting home today. The grapefruit juice barely counts, completely slaughtered by the relentless hordes of vodka and ice.
My throne is a lawn chair, my royal table an upended milk crate set with an ashtray and a plastic cup filled with the finest crunk. The septer, of course, is thou royal and crusty bong, with which I exhale coughing decrees to all passers by upon the sidewalks. It's good to be common royalty.
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No. It's an online site for hooking-up like Tinder© .
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Or in Dear Booze's case, Grinder.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2019 10:27 pmNo. It's an online site for hooking-up like Tinder© .
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Oversleep. Work. Duck overtime as best as I am able. Drink. Lose glasses. Pass out.
Repeat.
So much overtime at work. I have no idea what day it is. It's got to be Swerveday, right?
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So much overtime at work. I have no idea what day it is. It's got to be Swerveday, right?
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Tripper.com it wasArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2019 10:48 pmRoofieme.comPatchez wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2019 10:46 pmOr in Dear Booze's case, Grinder.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2019 10:27 pm
No. It's an online site for hooking-up like Tinder© .
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Yes.
The good thing about glases is, you can only lose them once. Gone. Booom
But you can get drunk and buy a new pair
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Went to the first flea market of the season bright and early. Found an AC/DC cd. Otherwise struck out. Fun day for the most part.
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Trying to buy new furniture
While drunk and cranking AC/DC through high end headphones is really hard. Just saying.
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I would've thought doing most things with a powerful buzz on accompanied by AC/DC at high volumes would be easier than doing most things with no buzz and no AC/DC. The problem may be the headphones. What you need is one of those mammoth old school boom boxes. That way the rest of the world can enjoy the things you are enjoying.