... I just would have dialed it in! Along with some egg rolls, some lemon chix, some pineapple fried rice with shrimp...Chinese chicken wings...
...Szechuan beef... spring rolls... pork katsu... seseme cabbage salad... lobster fried rice... Korean pancakes... and some Okinawan donuts... don't forget the spicy mustard...
Oett acted like I was certifiably insane when I broke out the spicy mustard for the lumpia we had. He was bewildered by the concept so I had to show him online that it really is a thing but he wasn't down for it. Too bad duck sauce doesn't exist here so I had to settle for sweet chili.
If you love drinking in the great outdoors and love random meat assortments as much as I do, a bento box is the ultimate treat. I treasure all the countless drunken memories of camping, fishing, hanging out at the lake or beach all day and break open a bento. I never had one on a canoe trip but it would be awesome for that as well. Mmmm...bentos.
Overly graphic work safety videos made by low budget horror film producers. It's a very serious subject, but try not to laugh.
I think my favorite was the jackass that put the ladder on a stack of pallets. A close second would have to be the run away blue tank.
Also I've never been happier that we have no forklifts and that I can't operate one anyway.
'cause those are probably Hawaiian style bentos and Hawaiians like their random meat boxes accentuated with SPAM® or Redondo's red hot dogs.
Those are the strangest collections of food and food-like items in a box I've ever seen.
Haha totally! Perhaps why the appeal especially when drunk. Rip that thing open and it's OMG fried chicken! Fried shrimp! Teriyaki beef! Random hot dog! F' yeah!
But the bento originated in Asia so that should explain why it's strange.
Overly graphic work safety videos made by low budget horror film producers. It's a very serious subject, but try not to laugh.
I've actually done some of the things featured. Nothing too stupid like a ladder on a stack of pallets, though.
I used to wear safety goggles permanently while working in a lumber yard. I had a chop saw fragment hit me square in the center of my eyes, and that was enough to get me to wear them all the time.
Being crushed by a cardboard baler -- what a nightmare.
Bring the family into Fucksticks Feedbag today for a battered and deep fried sample platter of total rectal dysfunction, now only $13.99! We make our employees wear degrading hats for your enjoyment!
Overly graphic work safety videos made by low budget horror film producers. It's a very serious subject, but try not to laugh.
I think my favorite was the jackass that put the ladder on a stack of pallets. A close second would have to be the run away blue tank.
Also I've never been happier that we have no forklifts and that I can't operate one anyway.
Run away blue tank is the best performance by a tank full of gas since Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now.