WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Would you rather...

Lick Kim Jong-un's taint until he moans

or

Lick Donald Trump's taint until he farts,
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 10:05 am
Would you rather...

Lick Kim Jong-un's taint until he moans

or

Lick Donald Trump's taint until he farts,
ugh

Ok

lick Kim Trumps un`s taint until e moans farts, does that work'?
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Since I tend to burn myself with smokes,

Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
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Nausea wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 10:05 am
Would you rather...

Lick Kim Jong-un's taint until he moans

or

Lick Donald Trump's taint until he farts,
C. Kill myself

Yup.
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oettinger wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 12:21 pm
Since I tend to burn myself with smokes,

Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
Leather all summer. I can't stand wearing shorts in any season.

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All I can think about in regards to leather in the summer is super schweddy balls with frumunda. Ewww...
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oettinger wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 12:21 pm
Since I tend to burn myself with smokes,

Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
Leather. But with shorts.
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Make your own leather.

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^^ That image belongs in "the shit that mortifies us" thread.

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scream ale wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 2:40 pm
^^ That image belongs in "the shit that mortifies us" thread.

Concur. Ewww. It's like most heinous beef jerky in a bikini.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:36 pm
frumunda. Ewww...
Frumunda! What a word to learn. Thanks for that one, AD.

Apparently not as official as "smegma", however. I've done the due diligence.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 2:47 pm
scream ale wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 2:40 pm
^^ That image belongs in "the shit that mortifies us" thread.

Concur. Ewww. It's like most heinous beef jerky in a bikini.
It actually looks like its wearing leather pants. That is so fucked.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Nausea wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 4:38 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:36 pm
frumunda. Ewww...
Frumunda! What a word to learn. Thanks for that one, AD.

Apparently not as official as "smegma", however. I've done the due diligence.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Badfellow wrote:
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Savage wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 2:26 am
Grumpy's pizza is killer. I like the pepperoni one...
True to say, I'm a bit of a pepperoni purist. Artful Detective has been know to quiz folks on their favorite pizza toppings, to which my default reply is extra pep, extra cheese. A good, spicy sausage is a wondrous thing too.

But it is also good to branch out into some of the more esoteric of preserved meats when crafting your own pie at home. Jamon serrano, prosciutto, capicola, they're all in the winners column. Though the one thing you don't want to do is overload a pizza with too much meat; it's a fine line to walk. I also like to embed a little fresh marjoram in with the cheese, that and the thinly sliced garlic they were talking about in the movie Goodfellas. Que bella!
Well la-di-freakin'-da aren't you the Martha Stewart of pizza making with your marjoram, esoteric preserved meats, and pepperoni snobbery. It's kind of like the time you used the word "ganache". You are probably one of those avocado toast eaters like the millenials, am I wrong?
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oettinger wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 12:21 pm
Since I tend to burn myself with smokes,

Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
I wear sundresses or light pants and an aloha shirt in the summer and velvet dresses or pants in the winter. Leather is for shoes and belts and purses and occasionally jackets, but I find those too heavy.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Nausea wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 4:38 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:36 pm
frumunda. Ewww...
Frumunda! What a word to learn. Thanks for that one, AD.

Apparently not as official as "smegma", however. I've done the due diligence.

Glad I could be of assistance LOL. SMEGMA! HA! EWWW!

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"I learned a new word today" *with a thumbs up emoji*


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