WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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I never heard that word "choad" until I had been on the internet for several years.* Still, I had never heard it used IRL. Actually, I still have not. Oh, wait. You spelled it "chode. Same thing? hmm, googling...apparently so.... I was familiar with the term "smegma." It is a thing that very dirty men with no hygiene skills will probably get. Bleh. Thanks for helping with my reducing diet. Makes me wonder why the makers of FDS didn't put out a similar spray called MDS.

*As I recall, it was on some website that allowed you to write a comic using talented artist's drawings as your characters. Which was fun for me, as I can write, but I can't draw.
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Savage wrote:
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Makes me wonder why the makers of FDS didn't put out a similar spray called MDS.
Yeah really. Why isn't there penii spray?!
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Having to walk around with a strap-on dildo on the outside of your clothes 24-7 always and not allowed to explain or eat McRibs for every meal forever.
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Would you rather die from a short sharp shock, such as a devastating accident, or would you rather die slowly and somewhat calmly, from a long lingering illness that gave you time to set yourself and your life in order?
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mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 2:33 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 12:21 pm
Since I tend to burn myself with smokes,

Would you rather be forced to wear leather all summer
or bermuda shorts all winter
Leather. But with shorts.
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Make your own leather.

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Holy fark. The look on the little dude's face says it all. How is that even possible?
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Short death, McRibb, chode on a 30 inch wide dick
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun May 26, 2019 4:30 am
Having to walk around with a strap-on dildo on the outside of your clothes 24-7 always and not allowed to explain or eat McRibs for every meal forever.
I would much more prefer not being able to explain a strap on that never comes off than eat mcribs.

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Slow death from eating McRibs.
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WYR...

Have 5 drops of pee in your mouth or a sliver of poop In your nose...FOR LIFE.
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Short death, 5 drops of pee FOR LIFE (gurgle gurgle), eat a McStrap-on.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
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Short death, 5 drops of pee FOR LIFE (gurgle gurgle), eat a McStrap-on.
Really you would want every drink from here on out to have pee in it?
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nasty fucker
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 2:16 am
nasty fucker
I too, am a nasty fucker as I would never be able to stand shit in my nose always. I can't even handle it when it's stuffed up. 5 drops of pee it is!
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All y'all's nasty
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 2:20 am
All y'all's nasty
My drinks most certainly would be.
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