WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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Nasty ass pee drinkers
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you could start up a blog about drink mixers that countered the piss in your mouth
and everyone could laugh at you about your piss mouth
and everyone could laugh at you about your piss mouth
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oh yeah and the pee goes toxic 60 seconds after it is released into open air so you gotta keep your mouth closed or swallow once a minute
or be all slobbery
or be all slobbery
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Sex. I do waaay more drinkin' than I do getting it on.
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I've easily gone years without a piece of ass or even so much as a hug. Can't even begin to imagine going too long with out a can of beer at the very least.
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I would pay money to see that. Scream...nonchalantly shopping at the grocery store...pumping gas...on a blind date. Hahaaaahahahahaaaa.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2019 9:53 amI would much more prefer not being able to explain a strap on that never comes off than eat mcribs.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2019 4:30 amHaving to walk around with a strap-on dildo on the outside of your clothes 24-7 always and not allowed to explain or eat McRibs for every meal forever.
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Guess that makes us both liquor whores.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2019 6:55 amSex. I do waaay more drinkin' than I do getting it on.
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I think I would have the most fun with that at a church rummage sale. Or maybe at the library.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2019 9:27 amI would pay money to see that. Scream...nonchalantly shopping at the grocery store...pumping gas...on a blind date. Hahaaaahahahahaaaa.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2019 9:53 amI would much more prefer not being able to explain a strap on that never comes off than eat mcribs.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2019 4:30 amHaving to walk around with a strap-on dildo on the outside of your clothes 24-7 always and not allowed to explain or eat McRibs for every meal forever.
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Urine can at least be diluted so much that it's practically water. Shit is stank no matter what. Enjoy your shitty nose, ThirstyDrunk. Nasty fucker.
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Would you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
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Hah?!?scream ale wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pmWould you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
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What? You'll have to speak up! I'm deaf.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pmWould you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
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I would rather give up beer. I like beer. It is deeply ingrained in my ancestral DNA. But to never hear music again? NO. And no, hearing it inside my head from memory is not good enough.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pmWould you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
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Agreed 100% in all regards.Savage wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2019 4:56 amI would rather give up beer. I like beer. It is deeply ingrained in my ancestral DNA. But to never hear music again? NO. And no, hearing it inside my head from memory is not good enough.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pmWould you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
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