WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon May 27, 2019 2:25 am

Nasty ass pee drinkers
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon May 27, 2019 2:30 am

you could start up a blog about drink mixers that countered the piss in your mouth


and everyone could laugh at you about your piss mouth
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon May 27, 2019 3:01 am

oh yeah and the pee goes toxic 60 seconds after it is released into open air so you gotta keep your mouth closed or swallow once a minute
or be all slobbery
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Mon May 27, 2019 4:46 am

Give up sex, or booze?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon May 27, 2019 6:55 am

Savage wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 4:46 am
Give up sex, or booze?
Sex. I do waaay more drinkin' than I do getting it on.
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Mon May 27, 2019 8:36 am

I've easily gone years without a piece of ass or even so much as a hug. Can't even begin to imagine going too long with out a can of beer at the very least.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon May 27, 2019 9:27 am

scream ale wrote:
Sun May 26, 2019 9:53 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun May 26, 2019 4:30 am
Having to walk around with a strap-on dildo on the outside of your clothes 24-7 always and not allowed to explain or eat McRibs for every meal forever.
I would much more prefer not being able to explain a strap on that never comes off than eat mcribs.
I would pay money to see that. Scream...nonchalantly shopping at the grocery store...pumping gas...on a blind date. Hahaaaahahahahaaaa.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Mon May 27, 2019 9:32 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 6:55 am
Savage wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 4:46 am
Give up sex, or booze?
Sex. I do waaay more drinkin' than I do getting it on.
Guess that makes us both liquor whores.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Mon May 27, 2019 10:03 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 9:27 am
scream ale wrote:
Sun May 26, 2019 9:53 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun May 26, 2019 4:30 am
Having to walk around with a strap-on dildo on the outside of your clothes 24-7 always and not allowed to explain or eat McRibs for every meal forever.
I would much more prefer not being able to explain a strap on that never comes off than eat mcribs.
I would pay money to see that. Scream...nonchalantly shopping at the grocery store...pumping gas...on a blind date. Hahaaaahahahahaaaa.
I think I would have the most fun with that at a church rummage sale. Or maybe at the library.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Nausea » Mon May 27, 2019 2:19 pm

Urine can at least be diluted so much that it's practically water. Shit is stank no matter what. Enjoy your shitty nose, ThirstyDrunk. Nasty fucker.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pm

Would you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by mistah willies » Mon May 27, 2019 7:13 pm

scream ale wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pm
Would you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
Hah?!?

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Patchez » Mon May 27, 2019 10:13 pm

scream ale wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pm
Would you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
What? You'll have to speak up! I'm deaf.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Tue May 28, 2019 4:56 am

scream ale wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pm
Would you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
I would rather give up beer. I like beer. It is deeply ingrained in my ancestral DNA. But to never hear music again? NO. And no, hearing it inside my head from memory is not good enough.
like tears in rain

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue May 28, 2019 6:33 am

Savage wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 4:56 am
scream ale wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pm
Would you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
I would rather give up beer. I like beer. It is deeply ingrained in my ancestral DNA. But to never hear music again? NO. And no, hearing it inside my head from memory is not good enough.
Agreed 100% in all regards.
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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