WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
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It's easy for me to give up beer as long as the hard liquor stays around.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
pee and beer. And I want to see Scream ale with a strap on at a gradeschool play for the parents*
* and he has no own children in play, but rather volunteered as the technician
* and he has no own children in play, but rather volunteered as the technician
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Or, volunteer free-lance kindergarten playground monitor
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Definitely a hard choice. Can't imagine not being able to rock out. But beer? They go hand in hand, those two.Savage wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2019 4:56 amI would rather give up beer. I like beer. It is deeply ingrained in my ancestral DNA. But to never hear music again? NO. And no, hearing it inside my head from memory is not good enough.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pmWould you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
I figure that since I usually start yelling along to the rock music after enough beers, at least I won't have to hear it.
I actually know people who would rather listen to talk radio than music. Sad bastards.
Or, angry, rather.
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They stuck me with janitorial duties at work. I didn't volunteer for jack shit.
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The "would you rathers" of life are best framed by the "would you rather nots" of life. Or vice versa. Or a verse vices. Depending on the mood and the official, psychophamacological Thirsty Drunk Fucked-Uppitude Index of the transient mind in question.
For example, a classic "would you rather" dilemma might involve something as unpleasant as sniffing Trump's tighty-whitey undergarments paired against the mundane prospects of one's own future.
But in the ponderant shape of an ever changing reality, there is only one line of inquiry:
Would you rather:
*Have another drink?
or
*Have another DRINK!©?
For example, a classic "would you rather" dilemma might involve something as unpleasant as sniffing Trump's tighty-whitey undergarments paired against the mundane prospects of one's own future.
But in the ponderant shape of an ever changing reality, there is only one line of inquiry:
Would you rather:
*Have another drink?
or
*Have another DRINK!©?
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I would definitely have another DRINK as opposed to having another drink. That's a no brainer.
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Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:38 pmThe "would you rathers" of life are best framed by the "would you rather nots" of life. Or vice versa. Or a verse vices...
...in the ponderant shape of an ever changing reality, there is only one line of inquiry:
Would you rather:
*Have another drink?
or
*Have another DRINK!©?
Barkeep, I'll have both of the above, with a chaser of DRINK! if ya ken.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:29 pmI would definitely have another DRINK as opposed to having another drink. That's a no brainer.
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Okay wait. Which one of you drinks pee?
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Some people refer to Genny as piss so guess I'm guilty.
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Hot cup of pea, with lemon and vodka, can`t refuse. Guilty too
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What is wrong with you? Who thinks of shit like this? Just asking...ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2019 1:12 pmWYR...
Have 5 drops of pee in your mouth or a sliver of poop In your nose...FOR LIFE.
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You peoples are crazy!mistah willies wrote: ↑Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:24 amDefinitely a hard choice. Can't imagine not being able to rock out. But beer? They go hand in hand, those two.Savage wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2019 4:56 amI would rather give up beer. I like beer. It is deeply ingrained in my ancestral DNA. But to never hear music again? NO. And no, hearing it inside my head from memory is not good enough.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pmWould you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
I figure that since I usually start yelling along to the rock music after enough beers, at least I won't have to hear it.
I actually know people who would rather listen to talk radio than music. Sad bastards.
Or, angry, rather.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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