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Badfellow wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 9:22 pm
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Bring the family into Fucksticks Feedbag today for a battered and deep fried sample platter of total rectal dysfunction, now only $13.99! We make our employees wear degrading hats for your enjoyment!
LOL look at the "Sampler platter" and other choices on the picture menu. Uhh...I guess I'll take a corn dog. With fries.

Can somebody bring me a corndog? They don't exist in the entire continent of Europe.
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Threatening your puppy that you will call Cesar Milan. *tee hee*
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 9:22 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 3:25 pm
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Bring the family into Fucksticks Feedbag today for a battered and deep fried sample platter of total rectal dysfunction, now only $13.99! We make our employees wear degrading hats for your enjoyment!
LOL look at the "Sampler platter" and other choices on the picture menu. Uhh...I guess I'll take a corn dog. With fries.

Can somebody bring me a corndog? They don't exist in the entire continent of Europe.
Find the dead rat in that picture. Hint all the juice`s were yellow at one time
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 9:22 pm
We make our employees wear degrading hats for your enjoyment!
This made me laugh while remembering it at work today. So true.
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When the rotgut starts tasting super smooth.
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Nausea wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 4:45 pm
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Sat May 25, 2019 11:46 am
Overly graphic work safety videos made by low budget horror film producers. It's a very serious subject, but try not to laugh.
I've actually done some of the things featured. Nothing too stupid like a ladder on a stack of pallets, though.

I used to wear safety goggles permanently while working in a lumber yard. I had a chop saw fragment hit me square in the center of my eyes, and that was enough to get me to wear them all the time.

Being crushed by a cardboard baler -- what a nightmare.
How many inexperienced workers had to die to make these?
"CUT! The lighting is wrong. We'll have to re-shoot the acetylene tank balloon one. Johnny, put on a new jumpsuit. Oh, that was your dad? OK, then wear a different color."

BTW, at 4:02 the man looks like Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes.


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Like Dr. Zaius?

Well, you're gonna go absolutely bananas over Planet of the Apes: The Musical starring Troy McClure!
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The Spongemonkeys, a lesser known species of Peruvian gerbil with opposable teeth, guitar thumbs and vocal cords.
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The Spongemonkeys, a lesser known species of Peruvian gerbil with opposable teeth, guitar thumbs and vocal cords.
That's racist.
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Bats... the hummingbirds of the night.

Catch them out the corner of your vision eating mosquitoes like a fighter jet, and knowing they use advanced sound range technology, I also let them smell the vodka on my breath.

The neighbor's black cat believes itself invisible. Better stealth than myself. But I see that pair of resilient, retinal orbs looking back green at me, and I know you kitty. I see you kitty. I love kittys more than Bubbles himself.

But kitty better leave them bats alone.
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^^^Fuckin' poetry right there.

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Charcuterie platters. Drunk, stoned, or even undunk it's munchie heaven with endless possibilitahs
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^ Needs some non-wheat Ritz crackers.
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Nausea wrote:
Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:52 pm
^ Needs some non-wheat Ritz crackers.
Also some of those swiss cheese crackers and chicken in a biscuit crackers.
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Patchez wrote:
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Nausea wrote:
Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:52 pm
^ Needs some non-wheat Ritz crackers.
Also some of those swiss cheese crackers and chicken in a biscuit crackers.
Aw hellz yeah! LOVE both of those. And my other favorite, Triscuits, are already on the platter.
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^ Needs some non-wheat Ritz crackers.
Agreed. Wheat stuff...meh. Kinda defeats the purpose too, when served with fatty meats and cheeses.
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