WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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It's easy for me to give up beer as long as the hard liquor stays around.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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pee and beer. And I want to see Scream ale with a strap on at a gradeschool play for the parents*

* and he has no own children in play, but rather volunteered as the technician
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oettinger wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 12:20 pm
Scream ale with a strap on at a gradeschool play for the parents*

* and he has no own children in play, but rather volunteered as the technician
The "janitor".
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:30 am
oettinger wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 12:20 pm
...strap on at a gradeschool play for the parents*

* and he has no own children in play, but rather volunteered as the technician
The "janitor".
Or, volunteer free-lance kindergarten playground monitor
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Savage wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 4:56 am
scream ale wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pm
Would you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
I would rather give up beer. I like beer. It is deeply ingrained in my ancestral DNA. But to never hear music again? NO. And no, hearing it inside my head from memory is not good enough.
Definitely a hard choice. Can't imagine not being able to rock out. But beer? They go hand in hand, those two.
I figure that since I usually start yelling along to the rock music after enough beers, at least I won't have to hear it.

I actually know people who would rather listen to talk radio than music. Sad bastards.
Or, angry, rather.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:30 am
oettinger wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 12:20 pm
Scream ale with a strap on at a gradeschool play for the parents*

* and he has no own children in play, but rather volunteered as the technician
The "janitor".
They stuck me with janitorial duties at work. I didn't volunteer for jack shit.
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The "would you rathers" of life are best framed by the "would you rather nots" of life. Or vice versa. Or a verse vices. Depending on the mood and the official, psychophamacological Thirsty Drunk Fucked-Uppitude Index of the transient mind in question.

For example, a classic "would you rather" dilemma might involve something as unpleasant as sniffing Trump's tighty-whitey undergarments paired against the mundane prospects of one's own future.

But in the ponderant shape of an ever changing reality, there is only one line of inquiry:

Would you rather:

*Have another drink?

or

*Have another DRINK!©?
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I would definitely have another DRINK as opposed to having another drink. That's a no brainer.
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:38 pm
The "would you rathers" of life are best framed by the "would you rather nots" of life. Or vice versa. Or a verse vices...
...in the ponderant shape of an ever changing reality, there is only one line of inquiry:

Would you rather:

*Have another drink?

or

*Have another DRINK!©?
scream ale wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:29 pm
I would definitely have another DRINK as opposed to having another drink. That's a no brainer.
Barkeep, I'll have both of the above, with a chaser of DRINK! if ya ken.

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Okay wait. Which one of you drinks pee?
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Savage wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:01 am
Okay wait. Which one of you drinks pee?
If by "pee" you are referring to cheap-ass 'murrican beer, then that'd be me, on occasion.

Mmmmm, look: it's an occasion right now.

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Some people refer to Genny as piss so guess I'm guilty.
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Hot cup of pea, with lemon and vodka, can`t refuse. Guilty too
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun May 26, 2019 1:12 pm
WYR...

Have 5 drops of pee in your mouth or a sliver of poop In your nose...FOR LIFE.
What is wrong with you? Who thinks of shit like this? Just asking...
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mistah willies wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:24 am
Savage wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 4:56 am
scream ale wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 pm
Would you rather...
Lose your hearing for the rest of your life or give up beer?
I would rather give up beer. I like beer. It is deeply ingrained in my ancestral DNA. But to never hear music again? NO. And no, hearing it inside my head from memory is not good enough.
Definitely a hard choice. Can't imagine not being able to rock out. But beer? They go hand in hand, those two.
I figure that since I usually start yelling along to the rock music after enough beers, at least I won't have to hear it.

I actually know people who would rather listen to talk radio than music. Sad bastards.
Or, angry, rather.
You peoples are crazy!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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