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[Badfellow]

Met a contractor today who might be related to this guy...



He showed up to the job site at 8:30 this morning riding a Harley... barefoot. His bid came in $1200 under the other concrete guys, so we cracked a beer and shook on it.

Went to lunch at 1:00. Lounged on the patio and drank pitchers of margarita until 4:00 before deciding to "call it a day".

[oettinger]

I commited murder.

Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... getting stopped by a cop would have been the icing on the vodka slushy

[Sammy]

Met a contractor today who might be related to this guy...



He showed up to the job site at 8:30 this morning riding a Harley... barefoot. His bid came in $1200 under the other concrete guys, so we cracked a beer and shook on it.

Went to lunch at 1:00. Lounged on the patio and drank pitchers of margarita until 4:00 before deciding to "call it a day".

Tell him you'll pay cash for a discount. That's usually good for an extra 10% off in my experience.

[mistah willies]

I commited murder.

Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... getting stopped by a cop would have been the icing on the vodka slushy

Horrible! Abuse of alcohol, spilling it on the ground. Lousy cartons.
Btw, 12-pzcks of vodka is decently insane.
Now gotta go find an image to marvel and adore.

Pro-tip: always carry a good straw.

[Artful Drunktective]

It was a bottle from one of these vodka sixers he accidentally broke. Thankfully I was aisles away so I just kept walking and pretended I didn't know him. I didn't want to bear witness in case he started slippin' and slidin' on it like Badfellow did on a dropped sixer of Hamm's. I also kept walking and pretended I didn't know him as well.

[Nausea]

At least you didn't break a bottle in your possession.

I can just see Oett at the tail-end of a session. He breaks the last bottle. He passes out on the floor after licking up as much of it as possible.

Then, shits glass while hung over.

[oettinger]

A straw with a build in strain would be awesome

[Nausea]

Work was a breeze.

Drinking some delicious beer now while my free (gift card from Xmas) cheese pizza bakes.

Life is good.

[Artful Drunktective]

Put your big boy panties on and DRINK!

[scream ale]

Put your big boy panties on and DRINK!

Ha! I saw a sign at a garage sale Saturday that said 'Put on your big girl panties and deal with it'.

[scream ale]

Lazy ass day. Set up the slow cooker so I wouldn't be stuck indoors cooking on a nice day such as today. Never made it farther away than the back yard.

[Lush City]

I commited murder.

Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... getting stopped by a cop would have been the icing on the vodka slushy

Horrible! Abuse of alcohol, spilling it on the ground. Lousy cartons.
Btw, 12-pzcks of vodka is decently insane.
Now gotta go find an image to marvel and adore.

Pro-tip: always carry a good straw.

This sounds like a harrowing day of one man's battle to maintain his standard of living and his right to get soused. This is nothing to sniff at!

[oettinger]

Pentacostale or what ever is on today. Thanks christians for yet another national holiday. Got drunk all morning. I have to clean up the house now and wash dishes. It looks like a tornado blew through. Normal weekend wreckage for us.

[Bubblez]

my month in a... well it can suck a nut. 66 plus hours a week since beginning of may.. with two sets of 13 day in a row 11 hour days.. one of the two upcoming... FML.. money great but wife dialed 911 when I unlocked the door this morning because she didn't recog nize me.. This is summer FFS. My duaghter is 13.... i want to acftually spend some fucking time with her. pisser and drunk.. Oh and the wife is a bit pissed because I almost missed the deadline to file for her greencard renewal.


Rant over you may continue with your happy lives while i go back to the corporate slave meat grinder.

[scream ale]

^^ Damn. That is way too much workin'. I thought I was having a rough day. You win dude, hands down.