Met a contractor today who might be related to this guy...
He showed up to the job site at 8:30 this morning riding a Harley... barefoot. His bid came in $1200 under the other concrete guys, so we cracked a beer and shook on it.
Went to lunch at 1:00. Lounged on the patio and drank pitchers of margarita until 4:00 before deciding to "call it a day".
Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... getting stopped by a cop would have been the icing on the vodka slushy
If water was so healthy, why do you die when you drown in it?
Met a contractor today who might be related to this guy...
He showed up to the job site at 8:30 this morning riding a Harley... barefoot. His bid came in $1200 under the other concrete guys, so we cracked a beer and shook on it.
Went to lunch at 1:00. Lounged on the patio and drank pitchers of margarita until 4:00 before deciding to "call it a day".
Tell him you'll pay cash for a discount. That's usually good for an extra 10% off in my experience.
Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... getting stopped by a cop would have been the icing on the vodka slushy
Horrible! Abuse of alcohol, spilling it on the ground. Lousy cartons.
Btw, 12-pzcks of vodka is decently insane.
Now gotta go find an image to marvel and adore.
It was a bottle from one of these vodka sixers he accidentally broke. Thankfully I was aisles away so I just kept walking and pretended I didn't know him. I didn't want to bear witness in case he started slippin' and slidin' on it like Badfellow did on a dropped sixer of Hamm's. I also kept walking and pretended I didn't know him as well.
Lazy ass day. Set up the slow cooker so I wouldn't be stuck indoors cooking on a nice day such as today. Never made it farther away than the back yard.
Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... getting stopped by a cop would have been the icing on the vodka slushy
Horrible! Abuse of alcohol, spilling it on the ground. Lousy cartons.
Btw, 12-pzcks of vodka is decently insane.
Now gotta go find an image to marvel and adore.
Pro-tip: always carry a good straw.
This sounds like a harrowing day of one man's battle to maintain his standard of living and his right to get soused. This is nothing to sniff at!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Pentacostale or what ever is on today. Thanks christians for yet another national holiday. Got drunk all morning. I have to clean up the house now and wash dishes. It looks like a tornado blew through. Normal weekend wreckage for us.
If water was so healthy, why do you die when you drown in it?
my month in a... well it can suck a nut. 66 plus hours a week since beginning of may.. with two sets of 13 day in a row 11 hour days.. one of the two upcoming... FML.. money great but wife dialed 911 when I unlocked the door this morning because she didn't recog nize me.. This is summer FFS. My duaghter is 13.... i want to acftually spend some fucking time with her. pisser and drunk.. Oh and the wife is a bit pissed because I almost missed the deadline to file for her greencard renewal.
Rant over you may continue with your happy lives while i go back to the corporate slave meat grinder.
What would you rather do—leave a beautiful corpse, or a scorched Earth? Don’t live fast and die young. Live long and die hard.¸
