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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Badfellow » Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:31 pm

Hate to break it to you, but pretty much all Ritz crackers are made of wheat.

Yeah, that charcuterie platter looks digidy bomb. Who needs dinner when you can drink snack on charcuterie for hours on end.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by mistah willies » Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:02 pm

The word "bone"

Verb, not noun so much. There should be an adverb. Boningly? Boneredly?

Hmmmm

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:27 pm

Your stiffy is boning Mistah!

Like that?
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Badfellow » Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:38 pm

Here's the track list from my new hardcore,synthpop, hip-hop album Harmonic Erections. Check it, yo.


01-The Enbonering (14:32)
02- Stifferific (3:39)
03- Morning Wooditude Interlude (3:39)
04- Cruzty Facialz (remix) feat. DJ Phudd Hammer (8:20)
05- Gonna Jizz (All Over This Joint) (4:06)
06- Bonercopter (3:51)
07- Connie's Prawn (0:12)
08- Viagraphonic (5:17)
09- Dangle Dance feat. Latoya Jackson (3:26)
10- Rub1out (32:12)
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by mistah willies » Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:03 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:38 pm
Here's the track list from my new hardcore,synthpop, hip-hop album Harmonic Erections. Check it, yo.


01-The Enbonering (14:32)
02- Stifferific (3:39)
03- Morning Wooditude Interlude (3:39)
04- Cruzty Facialz (remix) feat. DJ Phudd Hammer (8:20)
05- Gonna Jizz (All Over This Joint) (4:06)
06- Bonercopter (3:51)
07- Connie's Prawn (0:12)
08- Viagraphonic (5:17)
09- Dangle Dance feat. Latoya Jackson (3:26)
10- Rub1out (32:12)
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Patchez » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:09 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:38 pm
Here's the track list from my new hardcore,synthpop, hip-hop album Harmonic Erections. Check it, yo.


01-The Enbonering (14:32)
02- Stifferific (3:39)
03- Morning Wooditude Interlude (3:39)
04- Cruzty Facialz (remix) feat. DJ Phudd Hammer (8:20)
05- Gonna Jizz (All Over This Joint) (4:06)
06- Bonercopter (3:51)
07- Connie's Prawn (0:12)
08- Viagraphonic (5:17)
09- Dangle Dance feat. Latoya Jackson (3:26)
10- Rub1out (32:12)
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:36 am

Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:38 pm
Here's the track list from my new hardcore,synthpop, hip-hop album Harmonic Erections. Check it, yo.

07- Connie's Prawn (0:12)
Always my favorite. But why is the track so short? Ah...nevermind....
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Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:38 pm

06- Bonercopter (Get to ze Choppah remix) feat. Gene-o-Reenz(3:51)
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Post by oettinger » Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:00 am

Hilarious, I love it
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Nausea » Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:41 pm

Smelling hops.

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Badfellow » Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:43 am

Nausea wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Sniffing socks.
Heard this was a thing, some sort of sick fringe fetish the kids are into these days.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Jimmy Lester {RIP} » Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:11 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:43 am
Nausea wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Sniffing socks.
Heard this was a thing, some sort of sick fringe fetish the kids are into these days.
Hey Assfuck, that's not what that other guy typed. He said "smelling hops". Dick move, changing it and shit.

Fuck you.

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by oettinger » Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:43 am

Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:11 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:43 am
Nausea wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Jimmy Lester
Heard this was a thing, some sort of sick fringe fetish the kids are into these days.
Hey Assfuck,

Fuck you.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Badfellow » Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:05 pm

Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:11 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:43 am
Nausea wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Sniffing socks.
Heard this was a thing, some sort of sick fringe fetish the kids are into these days.
Hey Assfuck, that's not what that other guy typed. He said "smelling hops". Dick move, changing it and shit.

Fuck you.
Fuck this shit!
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Badfellow » Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:03 pm

Learning different skills from the Youtubes in my spare time: auto mechanics, carpentry, baking techniques, weaving and knot tying. Next I'm going to learn how to build my very own flux capacitor and overthruster module.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Nausea » Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:13 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:03 pm
Learning different skills from the Pornhub in my spare time: cock mechanics, cockentry, cocking techniques, cock tying. Next I'm going to learn how to build my very own fleshlight and penisthruster module.
Some things you should keep to yourself.

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