^^ I'll drink to that.
Cheers and good luck!
Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
...overslept, came to work still drunk, misbehaved, lost job...
lets drink to that
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Stunk up the office for a few hours, went on a date. Drank Guinness.
Now I'm getting read to visit the pub before a BBQ on the shittiest day of the summer so far.
Now I'm getting read to visit the pub before a BBQ on the shittiest day of the summer so far.
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
I woke up drunk, got more drunk during the day and will pass out even more drunk. In a nutshell
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Thanks bud! I'm stoked.
Maybe I should've bought a celebratory bottle rather than the usual Kentucky Deluxe. Too late now. DRINK!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Week in a nutshell: drank, smoked and picked 40 quarts of wild blueberries up in the remote northern woods.
Almost quite literally ran into a black bear four feet away while walking around the corner of the lodge. So close I could smell him. We looked at each other for a few seconds then he lumbered off into the woods. Fuck.
Almost hit a wolf with my car.
Traded 10 quarts of blueberries for two gallons of primo maple syrup.
Partied with some skanky broad and her mother one evening around the fire. Drank all their Fireball then ghosted on them before they could ply their VD upon me.
Almost quite literally ran into a black bear four feet away while walking around the corner of the lodge. So close I could smell him. We looked at each other for a few seconds then he lumbered off into the woods. Fuck.
Almost hit a wolf with my car.
Traded 10 quarts of blueberries for two gallons of primo maple syrup.
Partied with some skanky broad and her mother one evening around the fire. Drank all their Fireball then ghosted on them before they could ply their VD upon me.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
I'm not even going to lie and say you didn't just pull off some drunken Ferris Bueller shit, because you did. Jesus about that black bear. Were you drunk at the time? I have a theory: Being drunk allows you to avoid the ravages of wild beasts because -- while sauced -- you are no different than them. They look at you, acknowledge and consider you, then move along, because we never hear about a bear eating another bear.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:09 pmWeek in a nutshell: drank, smoked and picked 40 quarts of wild blueberries up in the remote northern woods.
Almost quite literally ran into a black bear four feet away while walking around the corner of the lodge. So close I could smell him. We looked at each other for a few seconds then he lumbered off into the woods. Fuck.
Almost hit a wolf with my car.
Traded 10 quarts of blueberries for two gallons of primo maple syrup.
Partied with some skanky broad and her mother one evening around the fire. Drank all their Fireball then ghosted on them before they could ply their VD upon me.
Congrats dear 'fellow
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
30 quarts of Blue berries and 2 gallons of maple syrup? Sounds like epic pancake breakfast fixins.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
LMAO!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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When I don't get my bath I take it out on the slaves
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought