Nothig outta the ordinary, got wasted and such.
Are you referring to this post?
Nah, I never had a job
Btw this took me ten minutes to type. This vodka soaked keyboard doesn`t do what I want. BBloody violence helps. And the threat of it too
My keyboard is shattered and alive and can`t taake another vodka outburst
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Re: Okay, I'm taking that oettinger had one helluva day Friday...
Haha, yeah, you got me. I thought there was gonna be an epic story where your boss discovered your secret stash of desk whiskey and all types of insanity ensued.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:36 amNothig outta the ordinary, got wasted and such.
Are you referring to this post?
Nah, I never had a job
Btw this took me ten minutes to type. This vodka soaked keyboard doesn`t do what I want. BBloody violence helps. And the threat of it too
My keyboard is shattered and alive and can`t taake another vodka outburst
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Re: Okay, I'm taking that oettinger had one helluva day Friday...
Oettinger's vodka habit is supported by the ad revenue gained from his twerking videos on YouTube.
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Dude, what is it with you and twerking? It's just a spastic turd cutter jiggling way too fast. You're almost as bad as that OldSmartSkunk guy and his titty fixation. Just sayin'.
As for Oettinger, his brain is held together by duct tape and wads of Marlboro filters soaked in ethanol gravy. Try to keep your questions simple, and whatever you do, do NOT let him smoke the ganja.
On Fridays, I imagine his bowels quivering with anticipation over the deluge of cheap, German vodka that about to befall them. Or I should say, quivering more than usual.
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I quit my social worker job looooong time ago. I own a house, living of the rent
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Early retirement, very nice. Well done sir.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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I was watching it: skip skip skip, skip 4 minutes, waaaaaaiiiiiite, vomit, cool, back back, back 4 minutes
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Ha @ trying to maintain your vomit in a napkin. Never works, man. Train your drunkardom for larger receptacles.
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Keep your vomit in your mouth. Or send your stomach unconscious instructions on how to handle toxic waste dumping.
Man, I've had some good times puking.
Man, I've had some good times puking.
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Ha thanks guys, and I thought I had drunk cereal again. Peww
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The Coronavirus chaos is no big deal to him because he's seen every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie and he thinks he knows what to do.
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He was rejected from inclusion in Blutengel's latest music video.
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I hope soNausea wrote: ↑Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:22 pmHe was rejected from inclusion in Blutengel's latest music video.
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