How much booze do you keep on hand?

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Every wednesday we buy 12 bottles of vodka. By sunday most is gone.
We can`t stock up on vodka
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LANDON wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:35 am
Decent, need to accomplish something like this with mine.
O RLY? Tell us more.
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LANDON, hmm nice username. Search user. Total posts: 1
Ok I think. Onetimer, bot or stupid

We build a pyramid with empty vodka bottles. How many empties do you keep before clearing house?
Hint hint hint, a certain injun had the biggest smashed PBR can collection ever known to drunk
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I keep a comfortable amount of beer and bourbon at the ready. No more, no less.
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When we are down to one bottle of vodka left we start fighting, war of roses n such
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AD, love Andre Champagne, hope they have the canned version in my area soon

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As of now I have a half gallon of Gordon's, a fifth of Dewars, half a case of white claw, and a few tallboys of Natural Light Seltzer

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Stendhal wrote:
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AD, love Andre Champagne, hope they have the canned version in my area soon
What is this canned champagne you speak of?, Stendhal? I must find this. Immediately!
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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oettinger wrote:
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Every wednesday we buy 12 bottles of vodka. By sunday most is gone.
We can`t stock up on vodka
Vodka and nothing more? I can't do just one type, I have to have a variety. Right now I have a six pack of Flying Dog's "The Fear" an imperial pumpkin ale, a fifth of vodka and a fifth of rye and that's variety enough.

But then again, if you're going to buy 12 of anything, vodka's the best. It goes so well with anything.
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Ok, we always keep a crate of beer just in case
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And it`s the very best bang for the buck
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I need to start buying my vodka by the case. It's annoying to have to go to the liquor store every couple of days.

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I know i need to keep enough for at least a week to play it smart. Out jacking around buying one 30 pk or one stupid 1.5 L just wont cut it.
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I used to just buy for the week and never be able to keep any real stock in due to drinking faster than my pay cheque could handle. I earn a little more now and when we bought our first house a few years ago I told the Mrs I wanted to start a proper liquor cabinet.
It's going ok so far. Usually like 8-10 decent bourbons, a couple of nice single malts, a 3-4 nice gins and a couple of bottles of decent rum...on top of all that I always keep a good bottle of tequila, and a decent bottle of vodka, bitters and a whole heap of lower shelf but not quite rotgut liquor. The success of the collection is based on this lower shelf liquor...I may have a whole heap of decent shit in but 9 times out of 10 I'll just have a beam/beefeater/sailor jerrys/etc... This means all higher shelf shit I get for presents or when it's on offer lasts a little longer.

Beer I buy and drink in huge quantities so I usually have 2-3 cases lined up but they don't last long at all.
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