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Re: Shit we hate:

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:33 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:20 pm
The Bible.

And Biblethumpers.

It almost goes without saying. Almost.
scream ale wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:25 pm
Baptists leaving their fundraiser propaganda on my door knob. They should get a job like everyone else.
On the other hand: Would you spread bullshit if the money`s right?
I would
Hmmmm. Depends on the bullshit, I guess.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Aug 04, 2019 1:29 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:33 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:20 pm
The Bible.

And Biblethumpers.

It almost goes without saying. Almost.
scream ale wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:25 pm
Baptists leaving their fundraiser propaganda on my door knob. They should get a job like everyone else.
On the other hand: Would you spread bullshit if the money`s right?
I would
Hmmmm. Depends on the bullshit, I guess.
I've done bullshit when the money was awful. Biblethumpers still irritate holy hell out of me.

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When friends whine all the time about their problems or love life but don't do anything about it.

When friends whine all the time about their problems or love life and want your advice but then hate the advice you give.

Friends who whine.

When friends who want your opinion but can't handle your constructive criticism and suddenly you're an asshole. (Usually they are the same friends who ruthlessly give advice no matter how brutal and critical it is).

From now on I will give them a multiple choice for my new advice:
A. go visit a psychic or a shrink.
B. get a diary and post your problems there.
C. pray to baby Jesus for spiritual guidance.
D. go on a soul searching trip to Bhutan and figure shit out.
E. ask a Magic 8 Ball
F. get drunk more often so you don't freaking care about this mindless b.s.
G. stop asking me for advice.
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^ What color underwear should I wear today? I'm thinking leopard print but could use your advice.
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Nausea wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:13 am
^ What color underwear should I wear today? I'm thinking leopard print but could use your advice.
Nope. I'm thinking it's a zebra stripe print kinda day.

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Nausea wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:13 am
^ What color underwear should I wear today? I'm thinking leopard print but could use your advice.
Something in a low-cut mesh?
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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:27 am
Nausea wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:13 am
^ What color underwear should I wear today? I'm thinking leopard print but could use your advice.
Something in a low-cut mesh?
Too slutty. I'm a classy gent.
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From a female perspective...

Any print from the animal kingdom could go either way...it could be hot or scary. I would find it ballsy in a good way.

Dear Booze's mesh idea could work but depends on the scenario. And the chick.

Commando is acceptable in my book. But then again, look at my type in men....hmmm. But I'd rather see no underwear over disgusting or slutty underwear David Lee Roth would wear.

NEVER WEAR:

Boring "Thursday" day of the week underwear

a fringe thong

tightey whiteys

a diaper

something your meemaw knitted

anything with skid marks
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What about a sock? A very large tube sock.
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My skivvies are mostly camo. Not because it hides the stains and discoloration.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:01 am
From a female perspective...

Any print from the animal kingdom could go either way...it could be hot or scary. I would find it ballsy in a good way.

Dear Booze's mesh idea could work but depends on the scenario. And the chick.

Commando is acceptable in my book. But then again, look at my type in men....hmmm. But I'd rather see no underwear over disgusting or slutty underwear David Lee Roth would wear.

NEVER WEAR:

Boring "Thursday" day of the week underwear

a fringe thong

tightey whiteys

a diaper

something your meemaw knitted

anything with skid marks
Ya know, manly men use rough hewn hemp rope.
Around the waist, then under only once.
Think: tennis shoes hanging from a telephone wire and you've got it.
In need of a quick handsfree scratch, just squeeze those meaty thighs. Works like a charm.

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mistah willies wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:36 pm

Ya know, manly men use rough hewn hemp rope.
Around the waist, then under only once.
Think: tennis shoes hanging from a telephone wire and you've got it.
In need of a quick handsfree scratch, just squeeze those meaty thighs. Works like a charm.
There's a lot of visuals going through my mind with this right now. I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or titillated. Maybe both? DOH!
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:48 pm
There's a lot of visuals going through my mind with this right now. I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or titillated. Maybe both? DOH!
Disgustillated. Eenteresting... That speaks very well of you. Like a deep well.

I hate shit, but most things just irk me. Like when you make a good joke at a funeral and people look around to see if it's OK to laugh, when you know damn well that the person lying there would have had a good chuckle. And don't judge me just because I'm standing there with a glass with a cube in it. Ron White will be the death of me.
Also, wearing pants in the summer.
Hey, my Speedo is black for the occasion. There's a reason for shit.

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Not to be a hard on, but unless it's drinking or bar related, I find signs like this hanging in people's homes a bit annoying. I can barely stomach "It's 5:00 somewhere" like Dear Booze probably has.

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Good one, AD.

How about morning people? Spandex-clad, and all too eager to power-walk the block. Their optimism for the day sickens me.
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