Hmmmm. Depends on the bullshit, I guess.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:33 pmOn the other hand: Would you spread bullshit if the money`s right?scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:25 pmBaptists leaving their fundraiser propaganda on my door knob. They should get a job like everyone else.
I would
Shit we hate:
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Shit we hate:
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- scream ale
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6224
- Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
- Location: Home usually.
Re: Shit we hate:
I've done bullshit when the money was awful. Biblethumpers still irritate holy hell out of me.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Aug 04, 2019 1:29 pmHmmmm. Depends on the bullshit, I guess.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:33 pmOn the other hand: Would you spread bullshit if the money`s right?scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:25 pmBaptists leaving their fundraiser propaganda on my door knob. They should get a job like everyone else.
I would
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: Shit we hate:
When friends whine all the time about their problems or love life but don't do anything about it.
When friends whine all the time about their problems or love life and want your advice but then hate the advice you give.
Friends who whine.
When friends who want your opinion but can't handle your constructive criticism and suddenly you're an asshole. (Usually they are the same friends who ruthlessly give advice no matter how brutal and critical it is).
From now on I will give them a multiple choice for my new advice:
A. go visit a psychic or a shrink.
B. get a diary and post your problems there.
C. pray to baby Jesus for spiritual guidance.
D. go on a soul searching trip to Bhutan and figure shit out.
E. ask a Magic 8 Ball
F. get drunk more often so you don't freaking care about this mindless b.s.
G. stop asking me for advice.
When friends whine all the time about their problems or love life and want your advice but then hate the advice you give.
Friends who whine.
When friends who want your opinion but can't handle your constructive criticism and suddenly you're an asshole. (Usually they are the same friends who ruthlessly give advice no matter how brutal and critical it is).
From now on I will give them a multiple choice for my new advice:
A. go visit a psychic or a shrink.
B. get a diary and post your problems there.
C. pray to baby Jesus for spiritual guidance.
D. go on a soul searching trip to Bhutan and figure shit out.
E. ask a Magic 8 Ball
F. get drunk more often so you don't freaking care about this mindless b.s.
G. stop asking me for advice.
Okole maluna!
Re: Shit we hate:
^ What color underwear should I wear today? I'm thinking leopard print but could use your advice.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
- Posts: 2516
- Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
Re: Shit we hate:
Too slutty. I'm a classy gent.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: Shit we hate:
From a female perspective...
Any print from the animal kingdom could go either way...it could be hot or scary. I would find it ballsy in a good way.
Dear Booze's mesh idea could work but depends on the scenario. And the chick.
Commando is acceptable in my book. But then again, look at my type in men....hmmm. But I'd rather see no underwear over disgusting or slutty underwear David Lee Roth would wear.
NEVER WEAR:
Boring "Thursday" day of the week underwear
a fringe thong
tightey whiteys
a diaper
something your meemaw knitted
anything with skid marks
Any print from the animal kingdom could go either way...it could be hot or scary. I would find it ballsy in a good way.
Dear Booze's mesh idea could work but depends on the scenario. And the chick.
Commando is acceptable in my book. But then again, look at my type in men....hmmm. But I'd rather see no underwear over disgusting or slutty underwear David Lee Roth would wear.
NEVER WEAR:
Boring "Thursday" day of the week underwear
a fringe thong
tightey whiteys
a diaper
something your meemaw knitted
anything with skid marks
Okole maluna!
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Shit we hate:
What about a sock? A very large tube sock.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Shit we hate:
My skivvies are mostly camo. Not because it hides the stains and discoloration.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6747
- Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
- Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
- Contact:
Re: Shit we hate:
Ya know, manly men use rough hewn hemp rope.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:01 amFrom a female perspective...
Any print from the animal kingdom could go either way...it could be hot or scary. I would find it ballsy in a good way.
Dear Booze's mesh idea could work but depends on the scenario. And the chick.
Commando is acceptable in my book. But then again, look at my type in men....hmmm. But I'd rather see no underwear over disgusting or slutty underwear David Lee Roth would wear.
NEVER WEAR:
Boring "Thursday" day of the week underwear
a fringe thong
tightey whiteys
a diaper
something your meemaw knitted
anything with skid marks
Around the waist, then under only once.
Think: tennis shoes hanging from a telephone wire and you've got it.
In need of a quick handsfree scratch, just squeeze those meaty thighs. Works like a charm.
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: Shit we hate:
There's a lot of visuals going through my mind with this right now. I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or titillated. Maybe both? DOH!mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:36 pm
Ya know, manly men use rough hewn hemp rope.
Around the waist, then under only once.
Think: tennis shoes hanging from a telephone wire and you've got it.
In need of a quick handsfree scratch, just squeeze those meaty thighs. Works like a charm.
Okole maluna!
- mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6747
- Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
- Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
- Contact:
Re: Shit we hate:
Disgustillated. Eenteresting... That speaks very well of you. Like a deep well.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:48 pmThere's a lot of visuals going through my mind with this right now. I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or titillated. Maybe both? DOH!
I hate shit, but most things just irk me. Like when you make a good joke at a funeral and people look around to see if it's OK to laugh, when you know damn well that the person lying there would have had a good chuckle. And don't judge me just because I'm standing there with a glass with a cube in it. Ron White will be the death of me.
Also, wearing pants in the summer.
Hey, my Speedo is black for the occasion. There's a reason for shit.
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: Shit that's annoying but don't necessarily hate...
Not to be a hard on, but unless it's drinking or bar related, I find signs like this hanging in people's homes a bit annoying. I can barely stomach "It's 5:00 somewhere" like Dear Booze probably has.
Okole maluna!
Re: Shit we hate:
Good one, AD.
How about morning people? Spandex-clad, and all too eager to power-walk the block. Their optimism for the day sickens me.
How about morning people? Spandex-clad, and all too eager to power-walk the block. Their optimism for the day sickens me.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.