Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my

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What about Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers? The pizza flavored ones were pretty bomb.

Man I really must find some sort of life outside of cracker appreciation.
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Cheddar bacon easy cheese?!? What?!?? Never seen that one. Some kind of German specialty thing?

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There`s no spray-cheese in germany. Haven`t seen it yet atleast. I want some now
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oettinger wrote:
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There`s no spray-cheese in germany. Haven`t seen it yet atleast. I want some now
Oett is correct there is no EZ Cheez in the Doitchland. In between tears I mustered up some composure to type how much my heart is aching over it...
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It's so eazy, eazy
When everybody's tryin' to cheeze me baby
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oettinger wrote:
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There`s no spray-cheese in germany. Haven`t seen it yet atleast. I want some now
Vodka? Check. Lemons? Check. No spray cheese? What kind of third world country are you people operating over there?

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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 1:17 pm
It's so eazy, eazy
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Easily the cheesiest thing about this thread.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:24 am
If someone gave this to me as a gift I would know they are my soulmate. It is the ultimate unbeatable gift of meats, cheeses, and delectable drunkard snacks. It is the way to my heart. Especially accompanied with some bottles of vodka.

(This is also what I foresee in Rye & Coke's future purchases when his drunken shenanigans pisses off the missus).


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How I long for the fake, green grass of those Hickory Farms gift boxes. Survived on nothing but summer sausage and dirty looks from the sample girl until I was six years old.
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Although they had a strange flavor, these were rather tasty.
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Badfellow wrote:
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How I long for the fake, green grass of those Hickory Farms gift boxes. Survived on nothing but summer sausage and dirty looks from the sample girl until I was six years old.
The sample girls across the nation were used to it as I think most mall rat kids of the 80's did this.
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Gabagool. Also known as capocollo, coppa, capico or copa cabana. It hands regular old ham it's own ass.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 2:05 am
Badfellow wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:46 pm
How I long for the fake, green grass of those Hickory Farms gift boxes. Survived on nothing but summer sausage and dirty looks from the sample girl until I was six years old.
The sample girls across the nation were used to it as I think most mall rat kids of the 80's did this.
I usually ran distraction on the sample girl while one of my friends circled in from behind and filled a shopping bag with glorious cubes of cheese. Nothing went to waste; whatever we didn't eat ended up getting thrown at all the dupes in the food court from the second floor mezzanine.

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Dayam, this thread makes me hungry.

I was raised on unintentional Melba toast, but the best thing back when was the stone ground wheat crackers that my hippy-injun mom would bring back from the co-op. I have the chipped molars to prove it.

She also brought back Postum and carob chunks.
Those are poor substitutes for better things.
We used to call the morning repast "blecchfast"

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mistah willies wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:40 pm
Dayam, this thread makes me hungry.

I was raised on unintentional Melba toast, but the best thing back when was the stone ground wheat crackers that my hippy-injun mom would bring back from the co-op. I have the chipped molars to prove it.

She also brought back Postum and carob chunks.
Those are poor substitutes for better things.
We used to call the morning repast "blecchfast"

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