Random shit

[Badfellow]

Soup beans. And corn bread.

Fried taters?

Mmmmm, yup.

[oettinger]

Thread title clearly says: Random

Drunk crowds turn into: Beans

Back to topic: It`s a day or two since I haven`t sharted not from beans

Edit, this is random: Cyndi Lauper Solo Recording We R the World 1985


Edit 2; that video is hilarious

[Nausea]

That video makes me feel uncomfortable. Over-the-top vocals from all involved.

[oettinger]

uncomfortable.

????

Damn it was supposed to give you seizures of the worst kind

[oettinger]

You`re immune

[Nausea]

I've had a seizure before. Took too many amphetamines. It was a wild experience, but not too bad.

A repetitive glitch in consciousness is what it felt like.

[oettinger]

Oh, ok. I`m a pussy I`´ll never do drugs in unhealthy quantities again. Wewewewewewew

I`ll only shoot up H on christmas with family. Otherwise: fuck me.

Crack on easter

Meth: On Thanks Mething

PCP: Going strong right now, bugs everywhere...

Edit: Amphetamines are the most bitter substance I`ve ever tasted. And I`ve seen people dropping it into their beer. Yuck. I did it once, never again.

Drop into the beer I meant

[Artful Drunktective]

Although I have a disdain for cliché signs hanging in people's homes (Shit we Hate thread), it's fun to imagine what signs could be hanging up in fellow drunkards homes. Here are a few but by all means- this is only speculation!

Also it's time to 'fess up. Which one of you drunks has the ultimate cliché - a "Tiki Bar" sign?!
My money is on Lush City or Dear Booze. Most definitely somebody in California.

Patchez:


Sammy:


Willies:


Lush City:


Rye & Coke:


Scream Ale: (HA!)


Savage:


Nausea:


Thirsty Drunk:


Hugh:


Badfellow:


Oettinger:


Dear Booze:

[oettinger]

Excellent post AD. They all fit perfectly.

Btw Am I balding in that sign? Do people notice????

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^Sorry I forgot to include Jimmy Lester's sign in the mix.

[ThirstyDrunk]

So you think I have a picture of myself on my wall? Not bloody likely. I do have a few tapestries that make my living room look like a cave, a couple street signs that blew in my yard in the tornado, and a hand written note on my fridge (in memory of HST) that reads
NEVER CALL 911 EVER! THIS MEANS YOU!

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^Yeah I do. Someone who takes the time to superimpose a pic of themselves on poster... I would imagine they probably have it on the wall somewhere. I know I do.

[ThirstyDrunk]

That av was gifted to me by a great drunkard, ChimneyFish. That was back in the days when I was popular on this board and people thought I was funny. I ain't no good at no photoshops or nuthin.

[Badfellow]

That was back in the days when I was popular on this board and people thought I was funny.

But you are funny............................... looking.

Besides, did you know Lao Tzu lived his years in purposeful obscurity and welcomed being an unknown? He felt that fame was poison. I tend to mostly agree despite the fact that he is now arguably the most famous of Chinese philosophers.

C'mon Thirsty. You're like that fucked up uncle (not the molester one) that shows up every once in a while to raise hell and pour rotgut down our throats.

Or maybe more like the masculine, less aged form of the Dabbin Granny.

[Badfellow]

By the way, AD, a very thoughtful collection of signs you assembled there.