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Good one, AD.

How about morning people? Spandex-clad, and all too eager to power-walk the block. Their optimism for the day sickens me.
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Re: Shit we hate:

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:33 am
Good one, AD.

How about morning people? Spandex-clad, and all too eager to power-walk the block. Their optimism for the day sickens me.


Yeah and they're all doing squats and energized from a PowerBar and a freshly blended Smoothie breakfast. Clearly those people do not drink. I don't envy them just as they don't envy me, slithering out of bed on Sunday morning for some biscuits and gravy at the local greasy diner to absorb the alcohol.

Getting out of the house...that's my workout for the day. And quite an accomplishment.
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Re: Shit that's annoying but don't necessarily hate...

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:46 am
Not to be a hard on, but unless it's drinking or bar related, I find signs like this hanging in people's homes a bit annoying. I can barely stomach "It's 5:00 somewhere" like Dear Booze probably has.

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Those are dumb as hell. I see one hanging over someone's porch all the time that says "If you're drinking to forget please pay in advance".
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Life sucks when you`re being eaten by sharks.

Oh yeah shit I hate: Surfers, snowboarders, skaters etc GAY
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Wounds that interfere with your drinking.

Clipped my finger on a door frame today while making deliveries. BLOOD!

It's annoying me now though because it's rubbing up against my other fingers each time I crack open the KD.
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Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:40 pm
Wounds that interfere with your drinking.

Clipped my finger on a door frame today while making deliveries. BLOOD!

It's annoying me now though because it's rubbing up against my other fingers each time I crack open the KD.
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Loud children, damn I hate em
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:15 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:40 pm
Wounds that interfere with your drinking.

Clipped my finger on a door frame today while making deliveries. BLOOD!

It's annoying me now though because it's rubbing up against my other fingers each time I crack open the KD.
Learn how to use your feet
Leave the cap on loosely?

Or you could learn how to open the bottle with your teeth. I used to know a girl who could open beer bottles with her teeth. Her husband could do it too.
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scream ale wrote:
Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:13 pm
Leave the cap on loosely?

Or you could learn how to open the bottle with your teeth. I used to know a girl who could open beer bottles with her teeth. Her husband could do it too.
Good suggestions. Anyways, opening bottles with your teeth sounds like a nice way to get a hefty dental bill for fixing a chipped tooth (or teeth).
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As a person that makes a shit ton of money on your suffering, continue please

One day you`ll need a face replcement.
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Bob's burgers.

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DearBooze and his ignorant Mr knowitall shit taste in everything
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Germany, Germans... Pretty much anything with the letters g, e, r, m, a, and n in a row. Oh yeah, and Oett. He's a dick.
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The dog barking at his mirror image
The dog barking at birds
The dog barking at imaginary things in the woods
The dog barking at me
The dog barking at other dogs on TV
and so on...
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 3:16 pm
The dog barking at his mirror image
The dog barking at birds
The dog barking at imaginary things in the woods
The dog barking at me
The dog barking at other dogs on TV
and so on...
What's wrong with dogs?

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