Random shit

[scream ale]

That is quite the collection. I'm actually guilty of having a dumb sign in my house. It has a guy holding up a glass of beer and says "Beer - it's what's for dinner".

[ThirstyDrunk]

Don't google "Hot dog eating mask".

[mistah willies]

By the way, AD, a very thoughtful collection of signs you assembled there.

Agreed.

That is quite the collection. I'm actually guilty of having a dumb sign in my house. It has a guy holding up a glass of beer and says "Beer - it's what's for dinner".

Saw one over a kitchen sink all weekend: "A man must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

That's a classic huh

[Savage]

That av was gifted to me by a great drunkard, ChimneyFish. That was back in the days when I was popular on this board and people thought I was funny. I ain't no good at no photoshops or nuthin.

Wow, I remember those days. Things have changed. People have left us. We done got old.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I don't steal the air I breathe

[Lush City]

That av was gifted to me by a great drunkard, ChimneyFish. That was back in the days when I was popular on this board and people thought I was funny. I ain't no good at no photoshops or nuthin.

Wow, I remember those days. Things have changed. People have left us. We done got old.

Oh, say it ain't so. You are all still in my pantheon of drunkard comics. Thanks for the entertainment!

[oettinger]

Don't google "Hot dog eating mask".

Of course not

[mistah willies]

In an hour from now, Space-X (Elon Musk) will launch the biggest, tallest rocket ever built. 40 stories high.

Sure hope it works. I'd stand back a little bit just in case...

Here's a currently viable link, which, at this point, is simply counting down.

Calls for a space shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiCpe6dmkY

(Elon musk probably has his own dude-body-spray: Elon Musk, by Mennen)

[Nausea]

In an hour from now, Space-X (Elon Musk) will launch the biggest, tallest rocket ever built. 40 stories high.

Looks like this got delayed to the wee hours of the morning.

I'm not as big enough of a space-geek to stay up that long.

Plus, the liquor will have neutralized me by then anyways.

Elon Musk -- what a guy.

[mistah willies]

Looks like this got delayed to the wee hours of the morning.

I'm not as big enough of a space-geek to stay up that long.

Plus, the liquor will have neutralized me by then anyways.

Elon Musk -- what a guy.

Ayuh.
Of course, everyone held their breath for a big explosion, like, really really huge.

But, in practicing safe sex, it just kept fizzling out.

Some commented that it looked like a streaming tea kettle, others thought it looked rather like a meat smoker.

You can tell from which side of the pond those comments originated, huh.

[Artful Drunktective]

[Nausea]

I recently went to a concert where the bass player was all the rage -- totally stole the show, for the opening act at least. It's all about your individual style.

[Rye and Coke]

In an hour from now, Space-X (Elon Musk) will launch the biggest, tallest rocket ever built. 40 stories high.

Looks like this got delayed to the wee hours of the morning.

I'm not as big enough of a space-geek to stay up that long.

Plus, the liquor will have neutralized me by then anyways.

Elon Musk -- what a guy.

Don't worry, I'm on it.

[Lush City]

Really?

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

Ok, let me try this again. Getting used to the board, so bear with me. Savage, I hope you are doing well. If you don't feel like drinking anything, I will gladly send my mailing address so you can send any half empty bottles this way. Keep your medicine though. It's a must. Whiskey is a cure-all.

Currently, I'm wondering if I'm still bulletproof. I need to find out. Me vs. a Bottle. An epic battle, for sure. Place your bets.

Savage, who is your money on?